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The Owl House Crack AU: New Life, Old Scales

(There was a blackout all day on my neighborhood and I wrote this while at work to stay sane, so get ready for a long rambling)

Okay hear me out, The Owl House... but Camila is a basilisk who managed to escape decades ago, as one of Belos first experiments with the species.

Story points:

She got to the human real through one of Eda's escapades and disguised herself as a teen who was moving out of town. For the first years, she lived on a shelter (and luckly didn't stood out due to there being a couple of nutjobs), made some friends there and occasionaly went out looking for magical objects to keep her disguise.

One of said friends got her into night school with the promise of a better life, and that's where she met Manny, who was there teaching spanish. They started dating weeks after, bonding over their shared love for the language and Manny's passion for Cosmic Frontier (needless to say that she enjoyed the concept of "cosplaying").

At some point, Manny managed to get her some documents thanks to a cousin that worked at the customs office, allowing her to enter high school and later get into university. They invented a backstory where Camila was the last survivor of a family dispute on the Dominican Republic, only to move to the US with the last money she had from her parents.

After Camila's high school graduation, she accidentaly got drunk during a party, and revealed her true identity to him on a walk through the forest, where Manny ran off and she blacked out near some bushes. She went to look for him the next day, and after a heartfelt discussion, they broke up. He would later move to Pennsylvania, where he would study ---

Camila's years through university went calmly, getting a couple of part time jobs, a shared bedroom alongside a weird man obsesed with witches, and later recieved her diploma.

At some point, Manny moved back in town after a failed marriage and both of them reconected quickly, going back to practise cosplay and even visiting Puerto Rico to meet his parents. They got married and bought a home (not in Gravesfield).

A couple of years later, Luz would come into their lives from Manny's last marriage, who didn't wanted to have a child. From there on there's no change in the canon, they lived as a family, moved to Gravesfield, Manny passed away and Luz went to the Boiling Isles.

When Vee came through the portal and morphed into Luz, Camila felt something odd, but after being away from the BI for decades, she just brushed it off. It wouldn't be until a week or so after she came back from camp where the oddities piled up and she discovered Vee's true identity. After confronting the fellow basilisk and learning her story, she offered her a home and allowed her to replace Luz until they discovered what happened.

Yesterday's Lie would go different, with Luz learning about both Vee and Camila's secret, who would still end up slapping Jacob in the face with her Chancla btw.

Notes:

Camila would be the same subspecies as Vee, a Knee Dweling basilisk. Their main characteristics would be their rounder heads, furred ears, puffier manes, eyes, ticker tails to store extra fat and being overall the smallest of the entire species.

She would've most likely known the basilisk who attacked Hexside during The First Day.

I'm deciding on whether or not Camila befriended teenage Eda and the last one offered her a ticket to the human realm. She could've also met a previous Golden Guard who would've helped her scape in the first place, and thus would recognise Hunter very quickly.

Most of the cosplay stuff is from Manny, since she just shapeshifted into whichever character she wanted. Needless to say, she won a lot of competitions.

She became a veterinarian to help out other creatures and to learn self care, as basiliks share a ton with Earth reptiles.

She most likely influenced Luz's love for snakes.

I like to think that after meeting Vee for who she really is, Camila started to walk around the house in her natural form, contempt with not needing to hide her true nature. The only one who she did that with would've been Manny, during the period after their reconnection and before Luz.

Even though the camp helped Vee a lot to blend in, it would be Camila the one who truly get her to do so. Maybe even contact Manny's cousin to get her some papers too.

The angst would double for Luz after either Yesterday's Lie or King's Tide, seeing her mother getting along with Vee very easily and feeling even more like an outcast.

So, what do y'all think? Should I try to make something out of this or should I seek profesional help? Either way, I'm not sharing the good stuff.

(Here's the reddit post if you're interested)

Individual character pictures down below (along with small explanation for this 2nd redo of the au!)

After some thinking, and wanting to do more with this au but not finding myself liking the designs, I really had to start over with most of them, that goes with the story as well! I hope these new ones do the old ones justice. (I may have just taken a past Clover design of mine and pasted it into the au, but! It fits the medieval/renaissance theme :])

study of my favourite ball

Looks like someone want’s to die on holidays XD

Happy holidays YEET

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i also play destiny (2) here's my guardians

guy on the left is korhal, ahamkara who managed to survive the great hunt by immediately laying low. not actually a hunter but pretends to be one because no one questions guardians being weird. pretending to be a hunter specifically because doing all the paperwork everyone else refuses to do makes them essential enough to keep around, and keeps them off the front lines.

guy on the right is cricket, eliksni warlock. he likes fish. and pink. i'm not actually sure when exactly they were first risen but they survived out in the ruins of old earth for a fair bit of time before getting picked up by the vanguard

naked refs below the cut, no actual nsfw

Redesign

Lol, all that discussion of whether you're a furry or not reminds me when the same thing happened to me with my friends. They accused me of being one because I had some images in my profile of anthropomorphic characters. And although in the end I ended up becoming one, it was very fun to argue against them that I wasn’t xD So continue with your fight, stand firm against those people and have fun while you do it!

Azen, more like... Furry. :p

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Relatable Scars AU

What if Vee and Hunter got the chance to meet in the Demon Realm. Leading to Hunter discovering the monster Belos really is (What if AU #2)

This one could start with Hunter being very stressed after failing a mission for Belos. A passing Scout notices this and says something like "go out and touch some grass kid, you look awful" realizing he has nothing better to do he goes out (without the uniform, gonna blend with the civilians)

During his little adventure, he comes across a homeless kid probably asking for food or money. Hunter, who was planning to spend his salary in something for himself, decides to also buy something for the kid and stay with her until she is done.

It becomes a habit for Hunter to go out every once in a while and, if he is in the mood, check on the kid he encountered that day. He goes from buying food, and clothes to her to actually showing concern when he finds her injured after she got robbed by someone (he shortly after found who and beat the crap out of them.)

Many things happen between them every time they meet. One time while being out Hunter was accused of robbery and had no choice but to run away from the scouts, he is shortly saved by Vee who guides him around the alleyways until he loses his trackers.

Also, with every visit, both of them discover something from each other, mostly bad things. from each other's nasty scars to the way they react to certain things (Vee's absolute raw fear of the Emperor's coven) to (Hunter's absolute obsession to pleasure his Uncle)

After some things happen, (Hunter discovers that Vee is a basilisk, then she disappears shortly after) and starts to investigate some of the most obscure Coven's activities. Hunter not only discovers the way the rest of the isles are being treated by them, but His investigation also leads him to the secret floors of the Conformatoriun, which inside are taking place not only the basilisk experiments.

And then after a couple more major plot moments, Hunter discovers Belos's plans, discovers he is a Grimmwalker, and that the Titan's will is no more than a lie. Vee and Hunter escape Belos to live together as low-key criminals. As sister and brother willing to trust each other with their lives.

I'm planning to work in this one someday, but I'm already busy with the other two Long-Fics so it... Better to just leave this one here in case I forget about it. I also have many loose ideas for this story, like, maybe at some point they escape to the Human Realm with Eda's help?

Anyway, feel free to share any ideas, believe me, having somebody to talk about this would be quite helpful so... don't be shy!

We need more basilisk Luz, like hellooooo