I Remember When Viv Retweeted My Cherrisnake Wedding And Got My Hopes Up

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

sapnap, writing a letter: dear santa, i'm writing to tell you i've been naughty,

sapnap: and i dont regret it one bit you judgemental bitch.

me: mommy i love him..

him: *evil as FUCK demon, A LITERAL serial killer, chaotic and cursed*

me: oh boy *drawing him* what a dream boat.. (still trying to find a style.. the feckles pretty cute doe) - shane/angel/locket/bug/theo

Valkyrae: Hey, Brooke is here!

Corpse: I'll call the exterminator.

Corpse: [Sneaks into the house wearing a huge bag]

Rae: What's in the bag?

Corpse's bag: meow

Corpse:

Rae:

Corpse: Drugs

Alternative version:

Corpse's bag: meow

Corpse:

Rae:

Corpse: Bingus

YES

no one will know which one it is.

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends