Corpse: I Would Be 'That Person' Who Throws A Rock Into The Deep, Dark, Spooky Water With Bad Vibes That

She’s holding my hand waiting for me to grab on 🥰

BOW BEFORE THE DUCK COUNCIL

I wish I had the super power to squeeze the perfect amount of tomato sauce into the tiny sauce bowl thing so I wouldn't have to get up to go get more but there wouldn't be any that I'd have to scrape out before putting it in the dishwasher

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

Andrea Gibson, Lord of the Butterflies

Yeah, reblog that shit

that's true love

Get ready for 2025 bitches!

Toast: I think the words you're searching for are 'I surrender.'

Corpse: The words I'm searching for I can't say because Sykkuno is present.

Just realized my sexuality is technically 'Dick' even tho I'm ace

Now here me out:

I am biromantic and asexual, to shorten that it's biro-ace

a biro is a pen, so pen-ace

pen-ace sounds a lot like what people say when they don't want to get in trouble (or demonetized) for saying penis

pen-ace = penis

therefore my sexuality is 'Dick'