You Look Good With Blood On You What Are Your Pronouns

Sit in silence, if you need.

That is to say, if you have a hard time knowing what to offer today, if you have little left to stand on, but you want to be with the Gods, anyway - sit with them.

Don't underestimate the importance of being present. It's easy to believe it's not enough, but being mindful with them is better than avoiding your altars and shrines out of guilt.

Burnout is an insidious beast. It's obligation's angry cousin.

"I have to give offerings every day-"

"Today was awful and I didn't have time-"

"I feel bad that I didn't offer anything today-"

But what happens when you have 2, 3, maybe even 7 days like this? Do you feel so bad about it that it's hard to bounce back?

"I've been neglecting my Gods and I'm upset with myself for it-"

Next time, day one of low energy, low time, low mood: Sit with them. Think about them. Talk to them. By your altar. In your car. On the bus. Laying in bed.

Think of it like you're sending a text to someone you care about.

"Hey. Today was bad. I know I usually do ___, but I don't have it in me today. I just wanted to let you to know I love you."

You'd be surprised. Sometimes just sitting with them gives you a second wind, too.

Anybody else amiright

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ~.•*°✵

(kinda wild i haven’t done an intro post yet sooo let’s do this!! :DD)

༻ ʜɪ!! ɪ’ᴍ ᴊxᴋᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ :D༺

𖤹 ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ!

➯ ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖: ᴊxᴋᴇʀ (ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ), ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴄʏᴀɴᴇ

➯ 𝔸𝕘𝕖: ᴍɪɴᴏʀ :3 (ɪɴ ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴛʜᴏ)

➯ 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣: ᴀꜰᴀʙ ɴᴏɴʙɪɴᴀʀʏ :)

➯ ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤: ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ

➯ 𝕊𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪: ᴏᴍɴɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ

➯ 𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤: ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇʟʏ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ/ᴊᴇsᴛᴇʀ/ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʙɪʀᴅs, ᴛᴇᴀ, ᴇɢɢs, ᴍᴜsɪᴄ, ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢs sᴋʏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ, ᴄɪᴛʀᴜs

➯ 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤: ʟᴏᴜᴅ ɴᴏɪsᴇs, ᴅɪsᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ, sʏʀɪɴɢᴇs

✧ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ sᴛᴜꜰꜰs ✧

➜ 𝕄𝔹𝕋𝕀: ɪɴꜰᴊ-ᴛ , ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ

➜ 𝔼𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞: 5ᴡ4, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜɪʟᴏsᴏᴘʜᴇʀ

➜ ℤ𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕔 𝕊𝕚𝕘𝕟: ᴘɪsᴄᴇs sᴜɴ, ᴄᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ ᴍᴏᴏɴ, ᴠɪʀɢᴏ ʀɪsɪɴɢ (ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴀ ᴡᴀɴᴛ)

✵ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs :DD (★ = ɪɴ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ, ☆ = ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ)

☆ ɢᴇɴsʜɪɴ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ

★ ʙᴜɴɢᴏ sᴛʀᴀʏ ᴅᴏɢs

★ sᴋ8 ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛʏ

☆ ʜᴏɴᴋᴀɪ sᴛᴀʀ ʀᴀɪʟ

★ ᴛᴏɪʟᴇᴛ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴀᴋᴏ ᴋᴜɴ

★ ᴇᴘɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ

★ ᴊᴇɴᴛʀʏ ᴄʜᴀᴜ ᴠs ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ

★ ᴏᴍɴɪsᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ’s ᴠɪᴇᴡᴘᴏɪɴᴛ

❥ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ɴᴏᴛᴇs ᴀʙᴛ ᴍᴇ ❤︎︎

•➤ ɪ’ᴍ ʜᴇʟᴘᴏʟ! ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ʟᴏʀᴅ ʜᴇʀᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴏᴅs ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴘᴀɴᴛʜᴇᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘ. ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ɪꜰ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏᴜs!

•➤ ɪ sᴜsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀᴅʜᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsɪs. ɪ ᴀᴍ 99% sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏ

•➤ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴛʜᴇᴀᴛʀᴇ ᴋɪᴅ! ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʜ! ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀsᴇʟɪɴᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴀᴛʀᴇ sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ

•➤ ᴀᴠɪᴅ ᴀᴏ3 ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴘɪʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴏ3 ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ. ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

꥟ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛs ꥟

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➾ ᴜsᴇʀʙᴏxᴇs: @kodaswrld, @goldenduckie, @messywitch, @burntoutuserboxes, @hallowlamb

nothing has made me realize that joongdok are gay and canon more than this bingo and the fact that joongdok cross every single one

homoerotic fighting: divorce arc and theater dungeon

gay stare: this happens on every interaction. I cannot list them all in one post

Adopted a child together: Yoo Joonghyuk raised Biyoo. Yoo Joonghyuk trained Shin Yooseung hard to the point she has the story "Disciple of the Supreme King." Yoo Joonghyuk sparred with Lee Gilyoung and taught him lessons on regrets (Lee Gilyoung thought Yoo Joonghyuk can't be philosophical to save his life). All three of these kids consider Kim Dokja their father too.

"Let's run away together.": "Let's go back to Earth, Kim Dokja.

Lands in a homoerotic position: The only duo to have seen each other naked. Among other things.

Jokes about them being gay: "Hmm, maybe if your position changes..." "Wait, how did you give birth to a child?" "Are you two a couple?" "I heard you're interested in sodomy." "I know. I know. You don't like girls." "I think you're misinformed. Hyung likes a man." "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN." "I think I know who spread that rumor but ignore her. I like women." etc

Gets mistaken for a couple: Read above but also the fact they got nominated for Star Stream's best chemistry award.

Promises that sounds like vows: Having a story that's titled "Life and Death Companions" (aka marriage vows) isn't enough they had to make each other promises like "We can save the world. You know that right." "I'll finish your story for you." "I'll end your oldest dream." "You fool, you're not reading alone." "If you won't do it (won't open up to me), fool, then I will (force you to open up to me)." "If I choose you as my sponsor will I get to meet you?" "1864." "Tell me you fool if I continue to regress will I ever get to meet you?" "Let's make a promise. Never give up on life. As long as you don't give up on life, I will continue to write for you."

Referred to as a married couple: To this day Lee Jihye thought they were divorced and Yoo Joonghyuk hadn't paid child support.

Violence, cannibalism, or blood: some people might consider choking your soulmate upon first meeting to be violent. Also consuming stories (people are stories) as a metaphor for cannibalism. I don't need to talk about blood. Yoo Joonghyuk's blood was spilled 1864 times and none of it scarred him as much as him being forced to spill Kim Dokja's blood by his own hands.

Parallels or foils of each other: although not too... in your face, joongdok are foils of each other at times. Case in point the CEO interview where Kim Dokja says he doesn't plan to save anyone but his friends (he ends up saving everyone at the cost of his own) and Yoo Joonghyuk says he'll try his best to see this turn to its end (he ends up leaving everything for the chance to bring one person back). They're also parallels in very specific ways. Kim Dokja has chosen to parallel 999th Yoo Joonghyuk. Both self-sacrifice out of love for their companions and guilt over their own survival (thinking they're both the only person to actually "exist"). And Lee Hakhyun is a parallel to 1863rd Yoo Joonghyuk.

"You saved me.": "You saved me once. Now I'm going to save you." "He recognized that light. It was the light of the star that had protected him all this time."

If one was a girl, they'd end up together: so many people in the fandom have said this. Especially when they learn that Punisher is Yoo Joonghyuk.

Adopted a pet together: Breaking the Sky Sword Master kicked their asses and so they had no choice but to adopt her.

Both Single: See, this is what sets JoongDok apart from other yaoi. They do not have love interests. Lee Seolhwa doesn't care for Yoo Joonghyuk romantically in this round, and Yoo Joonghyuk hasn't had the time to even think about romance when his life and death companion is giving him a brand new regression depression every time he sacrifices himself. And as for Kim Dokja, the idea of dating him gets treated as a joke by the KimCom women who also make lighthearted fun about his size (Jung Heewon and Han Sooyoung) and frankly speaking, all of them deserve better than these two.

Being the only ones able to understand each other: "Perhaps, Yoo Joonghyuk understood my heart better than anyone else." ALSO I have a take that many of you reading this might consider it controversial, but you will only take this away from me once I'm dead. Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja understand each other better than Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung do. Sure, Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja have a wall they need to break first before reaching the point of understanding each other without the need to speak words. But Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung have a wall too and they never once managed to actually break it (They know nothing about each other outside of fiction related matters, which I guess you could make the argument that in a story where fiction became reality other things wouldn't matter, however keep in mind that all the problems Kimcom faced during the epilogue come from the fact that these two do not, in fact, understand each other. Kim Dokja treated Han Sooyoung as a companion but Han Sooyoung saw Kim Dokja as only a reader.)

Lives together (and they were roommates): Singshong already said in their interview for the simplified chinese release that Kim Dokja's dream of 'Buying a big house and living together with everyone' is shared by Yoo Joonghyuk too.

Trauma bonded: *insert he's just like me fr image*

Codependent / Can't live without each other: there's no one in orv who embodies this as well and as catastrophically as these two do. being created for the sole purpose of saving one person. taking the chance to regress and doom the world over and over to save him. searching for this one person harder than anyone else.

Accidental kiss / hug / hand holding etc: Yes, I know. JoongDok do everything under the sun but hug. It's as shocking to you as it is to me. They have held hands however when they were announcing the name of their nebula and a biblical angel thought the perfect name for it would be 'forbidden fruit.' When in doubt, always turn to yaoi.

Breakup scene: Normal people when they break up: each go their own way. They block each other on social media etc. JoongDok when they broke up: Hundreds dead. Thousands injured. Friends not spared. Depression galore.

Practically on a date: Look me in the eye and tell me Murim arc and Journey to the West arc is not just JoongDok on a date.

Their happy ending MUST include both of them: yeah that's why 551 chapters weren't enough. Now we're 123 chapters away from chapter 1000.

"What did you do to them?" AKA protective: "Was it you who beat my companion to this state?" "I will find the person responsible for this mess and... kill them."

LOTS of physical touch: their first meeting starts with a physical touch. They constantly touch each other without fail.

sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

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pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

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if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life