Yes I’m Still Infatuated. I’m Sorry.

Rating Pia's characters based on how they'd act at a therapist

(leaving Diana and Helena out for obvious reasons)

Mrs Danvers 5/5 - would talk about Rebecca all the time so she'd make the therapist's job pretty easy

Elisabeth 3/5 - wouldn't open up about herself but would be very interested in the mysteries of the human brain

Velma 5/5 - no matter how she'd act, it would be a great musical number

Claire 1/5 - would rather pay to get rid of the therapist, she wouldn't feel like she needs one

Milady 2/5 - would get bored quickly and try to seduce the therapist for fun

Morticia 1/5 - the therapist would need their own therapist after a few hours with her, although she's truly an angel, #justiceformorticia

Norma 2/5 - would overdramatize everything and bring her monkey along who'd probably eat every hidden food in the room

Killer Queen 3/5 - would convince the therapist to join her side very quickly, a little world dominion is never a bad idea anyways

Tagged by: thank you for tagging me @offarawaysnfuturedays-inmydreams 🥰

Favourite color: I'd say blue, but I love every color

Currently reading: a biography about Sophie Charlotte, Sisi's youngest sister (it's written by Christian Sepp if anyone wants to check it out, I really recommend it!)

Last song: I don't remember, it was some retro song on the radio

Last movie: Breakfast at Tiffany's because I looove Audrey Hepburn

Last series: I'm currently watching The Queen's Gambit, although lately I wasn't really in the mood for series

Currently craving: chocolate pizza 🍕 yes, that's an actual thing.

Tea or coffee: both!! Though I drink tea more often

Currently working on: nothing really, except those 2 songs from Artus Excalibur that I promised to translate for a friend (which was hmmm many weeks ago, I should get back to them)

Tagging: @emptymasks @dreadful-hecate (if you guys are in the mood for this, no pressure!)

Tag nine people you want to get to know better!

Tagged by: @crowfiddle 💕 thank you!! Favourite colour: Either black or teal? Currently reading: Well, allegedly The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas and Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë but “reading” is a phrase that here means “I have a bookmark in it and it haunts me every time I sit at my desk.” Note 1, Don’t think too hard about the fact that my list of “media to consume” primarily consists of “things that are tangentially Pia Douwes-related.” Note 2, I am being lovingly bullied to read the latter. :) Last song: I’m watching Elisabeth das Musical as I write this, so technically Ich gehör nur mir, but before this it was Cabaret from the 2006 Dutch production. :) Last movie: I don’t really watch movies that often and I don’t remember what the last one I watched was? So yeah, currently watching Elisabeth das Musical and (cheating here) the last boot I finished before this was On the Twentieth Century (with Marin Mazzie). Last series: The last one I finished would be Wynonna Earp. Currently craving: I…don’t know. Tea or coffee: Depends on my mood. Generally coffee though! Currently working on: This is so open-ended. At any given moment, I’m supposed to be working on a number of fics and gifsets. As far as “real life,” I probably should start packing to move soon… Tagging: @justanotherpiadouwesfan, @mlletina, and anyone who sees this and want to do it, consider yourself tagged!

okay so remember the translation i did of the interview featuring the Homonnay-faced Doll in RésJ? Because I think I might have found that.

Year 3 of obsessing over eurovision ladies with signature hand moves 🙌

Lantern slides showing movie theater etiquette and announcements, circa 1912.

 Excellent podcast etiquette for today as well, IOHO. Please, applaud with hands only as you listen to our latest. 

All images via Library of Congress.

Pia in 1995 singing Life is a Cabaret and making us gay

Greta Garbo