There’s Something Poetic About Sebastian Defending Lando While Mark Is Oscar’s Manager. It’s Beautiful

Imagine still pushing the “Ocon is a psychopath” narrative in the big year of 2025. The same Ocon who promised he’d catch and release spiders in hospitality because he knows Ollie is petrified of them? The same Ocon who goes out of his way to take time for all of his fans because he had a negative experience with someone he admired growing up and he doesn’t want his fans to feel the way he did? The same Ocon who bought his parents their dream home and his father his dream garage once he finally made it in F1 because they gave up everything for him as a child and sold their home and his father’s business so he could chase his dreams? He’s a psychopath? Do you fucking hear yourselves?? I implore you to the fuck up. Please.

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Hello weary traveller, sit by me, the fire is so warm tonight. I have a story to tell you, one of caution. Long ago, in the decadant lands of 2013, I was a young lay, glossy eyed and full of hope, unknown to the shear terror and darkness of this world. I was traveling from JFK to Heathrow, as I had very important business with the queen to attend to. Me, being the old soul I am, I had though it was 1920s, and so put on a tag on my briefcase that said "Keep me with my owner UWU, im going to London! Nyan" (I was an UWUgirl at this time, I have since evolved, and would not like to talk about this particularly dark element of my past), and just for good measure added a picture of me trollfacing (it was 2013). When I arrived to Heathrow airport, I was waiting for my lagauge, when a tall, beafy, tatted, undemure, gentleman came up to me, and violently tapped more shoulder (it was more like an earthquake for me). He said "Hey, is this you?" and hands me the crumpled up, partially torned, and oddly shoe sole ridden tag with the message and picture. I, of course, said "yes that is." as, the evidence was undeniable, I was very much discernable. Right as I finished my sentence, the man pulls out a cricket bat (we were in Britain, btw), which he hits me over the head with, and I go cold immediately. When I woke up, I had no idea how long it had been since the incident (I had no concept of time at this... time), but it certainly was longer than a day (gut feeling). I was outside of my house, it was night time, and next to me was the battered remains of my briefcase. My roomate, Hatsune Miku, had came running out and said "Are you ok??" and my other roomate, Luigi Mangione, came outside, took one look at me, and just sighed. I hope you got something from this story. Many wise lessons can be learned with this one, choose one that speaks to your soul, and keep it with you, like that warm meal that you ate that one time.

I am absolutely moved by this story, it has brought tears to my eyes. I will make sure to tell this story to my future children

baby max did irreparable psychic damage to the entirety of red bull. they simply don't understand that other people will not survive being pulled up straight from f3 and win their first race in a fast enough car without prior testing. repeat after me: there won't be another max verstappen, you stupid slut

Something about Dino's last name shortening to Beg next to the Ferrari logo while he's driving Charles' car feels ominous. I just don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing yet.

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Two-Bit: i have sapience

Two-Bit: i am self-aware

Ponyboy: Uh-

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okay no cause i’ve been sitting on this thought since the race but. can we all agree that all the things max did today—barely answering to reporters, not participating with the other winners during the podium celebration—would never fly if it was lando doing them?

and this is nothing against max, like he’s in his right to react however he damn pleases. what pisses me off is that his behavior is always regarded as “iconic” while lando’s is always “childish”.

like surely people can see the double standard here.

i hope horner goes down hard and i hope that entire team does too btw . and also everyone who defended them and is willing to associate with them after seeing how they treat women and poc.

can’t tell if lando looks at oscar with lust or fear