Yaya I've Been Losing My Mind. I Think Dee Needs To Be Externally Very Much Against Interfacing On The

So a while back I got some TFOne thoughts. Specifically considering that in TFOne Meg’s is the baby, and Star, Sound and Shock are all older. And with age, comes lots of experience…

So maybe one way or another - maybe it’s a comment Megs makes, or Megs going through his first ever heat - they find out that their new leader, is an innocent, bright opticed, blushing virgin. And Star brings the idea to Sound and Shock, that they should teach him. They can’t have a leader so inexperienced, so it’s their responsibility to prepare, and teach him…

So they drag him off, and they begin to gently work him, slowly convince him, after all, they’re just trying to help him, teach him, give him some experience, that’s their responsibility. And eventually they get him to let them start.

Star momentarily departs, tells Sound and Shock to keep going, and he’ll go prepare (make a little nest for them to be more comfortable doing it on), and handle the others to prevent any interruptions (make a polite, flowery announcement to tell the others to leave them alone for a while).

The pair work him, get him all flushed, and leaning against them, practically begging to go farther, and just then Star comes back, having decided he made an adequate nest for them to ‘teach’ their little leader.

They take him off to the nest, and settle down, quickly prepping him, and before long they’re already into the interfacing.

Soundwave and Shockwave have him sandwiched between them, spiking him, and Starscream is sat back, watching the show before him, somewhat servicing himself.

Megatron, despite being the largest, seems so tiny, when he’s on the pair’s spikes, which is so very interesting to Shockwave, he’s definitely going to need to test this again, and their newspark leader makes such pretty sounds, music to Sound and Star’s audials to hear.

They get to end, and as Megatron is drifting - because it was rather intense for such a sweet little thing, who’s never had any experience like that before - the three start to conspire between themselves a little.

One lesson definitely won’t do it. He’s gonna need some more experience to be ready to lead them. And they’re happy to teach.

I feel like there’s needs to be, like, handbook for authors who post on Ao3 for effective metatext.

By metatext I mean like tagging, summary, and authors notes (especially initial authors notes at the beginning of a fic). The means by which we communicate to our readers what they’re getting into.

Because we kind of all have to learn it by osmosis and there are conventions but nobody’s really taught them at the start, so there’s inconsistencies and misunderstandings or people just not knowing things through no fault of their own.

This ends up breeding frustration and confusion and in the worst cases resentment, hurt, and aggression.

I’m severely tempted to make such a handbook and get it circulating.

I think it would do fandom a lot of good.

You can't just say this stuff to him man

Tfp OP receiving massages since he needs to relax, even Primes should have a moment to themselves. Ratchet offers to do it since he's OP's oldest friend, even before the war, and being gentle towards the tired Prime. OP adores the massage that he gets too comfortable that he let his valve panels open. Moments later, he's full on Ratchet's transfluid and is probably carrying a litter of four sparklings.

i love sexy massages. mhmmm. Ratchet using his skilled medic’s hands to rub the tension out of Optimus’ back pistons and tubing, loosening up the cogs and untangling wires…. Optimus’ engine is purring, he’s so comfortable, especially when Ratchet reaches for his lower back and releases all that tension that was accumulated down there. His panels opens quietly, spike only partially pressurized and valve getting wet. Ratchet is very flattered.

Optimus gets flustered, tells him he doesn’t have to bother and that he’s sorry, but Ratchet is already rubbing his pretty valve and telling him how good he is. A little spike and valve massage is good for his health.

Optimus gets fucked nice and slow from behind, valve clinging to Ratchet’s spike, milking it for all the transfluid it has to give. He definitely ends up with a big litter at the end of this. 

We need to talk about Orion Pax’s fat birthing hips in tfone. I bet D-16 was giving him that D in secret because it’s just so damn big and then it only got bigger when he got the matrix of leadership!

Megatron was definitely hate fucking him on the battlefield when everyone is looking, he can’t help it😔

Ooh and I bet you Orion loved it!

Orion waddling around with those fat birthing hips like it’s nobody’s business should be a crime!

D-16 isn’t really listening to what he says, man he doesn’t even care, all he wants is to shove his fat spike into his valve and make him a carrier, maybe they’ll even hive them time off to take care of their young.

Orion can only gasp into his hand as D rocks hard into him, slowly thrusting more roughly and faster, mixing their transfluid like cream. Poor Orion’s nods have never been massaged like this before and it doesn’t help that D’s fat spike just somehow keeps getting bigger!

Orion can’t help but squirt on his best friend, why should he not? He feels so good and full.

D is grabbing his hips, thrusting up into him as he practically shoves the head of his fat spike into Orion’s womb!

Orion snaps out of his overstimulated state and immediately begs his best friend not to overload in him. D is rocking his hips with a glare because how can he pull out now when he’s already there?!

His tip is leaking so much it might as well be an overload and Orion is begging and squirming for D to pull out, he feels so good full and doesn’t want to carry yet! D only pulls out because he heard one of the guards coming, just great now he’ll need to jack off in a room later to finish himself😒

Of course when they ho on that whole trip and everything changes, neither was happy, especially Megatron.

And when they do meet again, they’re fighting and hurting and while Optimus Prime is sad and whiny about fighting his best friend, meanwhile Megatron is trying so hard not to shoot a load into his panel because Optimus’s whiny and even fatter birthing hips have been swaying the entire time!, ‘stupid Prime knows that I’m getting hard and is doing it on purpose!’

Then one day Megatron just has enough and shoves him down mid battle, Prime is on his hands and knees, ready to kick Megatron in the stomach but instead his memory back up kicks in and his panel pops open.

Megatron with the biggest smirk you’ll ever see, shoves into his valve like it was any other Thursday and starts thrusting into him like a wild mech in heat! Everyone has either stopped to watch or is looking away in shame.

Ohhh but it only makes it better because it wasn’t only Megatron’s frame that grew bigger and Optimus can feel that! Megatron’s spike is right in his womb, he hasn’t even pushed in all the way! It feels so good, too good to notice the stares and the gasps. He’s whining for Megatron to pull out but he just keeps thrusting, massaging all his neglected nods.

Megatron is gasping out that he’s won! Declaring that they’re precious Prime doesn’t stand a chance against him!

Optimus is overstimulated and pumped to the brim with transfluid by the time Megatron is done.

Poor OP is so full and thinks it’s finally finished when Meg just holds him up and open for everyone to see and thrusts back into him, rubbing his belly and kissing his neck while massaging his hips because Meg has been waiting for the day he would finally full him up.

Who knows, the war stops entirely because OP ended up pregnant and now has to take care of him!

Maybe OP is asking Megatron to put in another one😏

d16 goon as you guys asked

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my head has been filled with nothing but possessive Dee.

Dee setting a big hand on Orion's shoulder, narrowing his eyes as he shoots a look at any mech trying to sweet talk his Pax. Dee casually looping an arm around Orion and pulling him closer when mecha's gazes linger for too long, tracing out the outline of his shoulder armor as he listens to Orion ramble on without a care in the world.

Dee leaving marks and dents on Orion after interfacing, an intimate sign that Orion is his. Bite marks in sensitive neck cabling and along the inside of his thighs, silver scuff marks on the inside of blue legs, black scrapes from where he wrapped his hands around Orion's thighs and tugged him onto his face. Every time Orion walks with a visible limp, Dee is preening like the cat that got the cream because it's marking Orion as taken by him.

One time, Jazz tried to get close, talk into Orion's panels. Dee didn't buy the excuse that it was on a bet. That night, he pins Orion chest down and hikes his hips up into the air and drills his spike into the ceiling node in his lover's valve, hissing that Orion is his, no one else's, just Dee's-! and all Orion can do is sob and writhe, gasping that- he's his, he's Dee's, please, Dee-!

Orion can barely walk the day after. Jazz laughs, gives Orion a high five, and passes 5 shanix to a smirking Prowl. Dee can't even be mad that he was apparently played by Jazz- he's staked a claim, and everyone can see it

Possessive Dee pounding Orions tight valve. Kissing, and biting at him to make sure everyone knows that ge belongs to Dee.

And it doesn't help that their friends keeps making Dee go feral on Orion. Because its funny, and really the only semblance of entertainment in the mines.