They Fuck Literally Anything And Everything

Brian: You know, I kinda regret buying you that blender

evan, drinking toast: Why would you say that?

[panda and Vanoss sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]

Vanoss: So, who should we call?

panda: Is say call Moo, but I feel safer in jail.

ted literally became the terminator chasing tubbo - he looks so SCARY

"P-please quit staring at me..."

"Just quit staring, quit trying to touch me. Leave me alone!"

Yay more maybell :3

Totally not a dumb idea I thought of this morning half awake about my modern au bluffy with @actuallycassidyiambusy demon au bluffy

M! Luffy: *putting the twins down for a nap with the other luffy just genuinely getting along* there we go now that they're asleep we can head out to get a snack real quick!

M! Buggy: WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU?! *yelling at demon buggy who was in a dark corner*

mini: I think they’ve had a great year! I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

terroriser: Interesting analogy craig, considering chickens are famously bad at flying.

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its 3pm and im sleep deprived. i dont know why i made this but its true