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c caliroxjade oh my god…… its … it a mriricale caliroxjade… the the best ship in all of homestuxk….

hello, do you have any personal HCs for jade?

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Starting off incredibly dumb, but... textually, I think she'd have a British accent. Think about it. The only person who'd have been able to teach the girl to speak would have been Grandpa Harley. Just take that how you will, honestly.

I think she'd have had some trouble starting up and getting in relationships on Earth C; a lot of messy codependence just resulting from her... isolation, so to speak. She'd get past it eventually, I just think it'd be a little tough.

During the first few months on the Yellow Yard trip, she always felt like she could hear or feel Becquerel next to her when she woke up before realising he wasn't there. Some side effects of the fusion.

She sheds hair. A lot. Her friends have to pick up dog fur for days after she stays over.

In terms of shipping, I actually like pairing her with Roxy & Calliope! I think she slots fairly well into their overall dynamic and I think all three of them would just... get eachother in a way that maybe most other characters wouldn't. Very heavy aro vibes there, I'd say.

She'd definitely have some kind of sciencey-type job post-canon, I wanna say nuclear physicist? I think she'd have a real interest in engineering in general (something to bond with Roxy over!) and she'd have a lot of fun finally getting to pursue that.

I think she's aromantic to a degree, definitely. I can't really pinpoint why, it just resonates with some of my experiences. I think she's neat.

She definitely uses her Witch of Space powers for the most mundane utilities whenever she has the opportunity - 'grab the remote' requires a person to stand up until you can just... y'know, levitate it.

I think she's probably the only Beta Kid who isn't a massive gamer - but I think she'd like two kinds of games and two kinds of games only. She's either playing Animal Crossing and curating cute animals or playing an FPS and topscoring. No inbetween.

bought some horses♥️

rose for @homestucklineup !!

im definitely more proud of this one than the jade one💔

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heyy idk if ur still doing the classpect thingy but if u r can u pls tell me more about a theif of space(my classpect) i am v v curious to learn more.

Of course! I will explain classpects until the day i die, and beyond that. I am determined to serve by this fuckass archetype system forever. Thief of Space! Thief: One who steals their classpect, or steals through their classpect for their own benefit Space: Creativity, Creation, Existence, and Literally Space, planets, etc. A thief of space steals Space, which in itself can mean a lot of different things. Pre-sburb, a thief of space may have a lack of creativity, potentially needing to take heavy inspiration from other sources, or under extreme circumstances, Outright plagiarism. They don't mean to cause any harm with this, though. It just may genuinely be one of their only options of expression. Later though, as their character pushes through, they may find their own little niche that fits them right. A god tiered Thief of Space would use other materials to create new objects. For example, if they wanted to create a new planet for a society to thrive on, they would likely need to siphon from an already existing planet to do so. Also, you have the potential to be an arts and crafts master. Just general vibes on that one, to be honest. Same with witch of Space, you two should be friends. Here's some abilities I think would be pretty nifty and fitting: What Pumpkin? - Steal most any object, regardless of size or captchalog space. They'll never know. Mirror - Copy an enemys appearance, attacks, and abilities. Thief: Be the Imp.

Swap - Drain all Buffs or status' an enemy has, and apply them to yourself. Do not use on a dead guy. Leach Seed

exactly my logic

i know i'm into women because if a man came up to me with a random ass pun for a pick up line, i'd stare him dead in the eyes and say boo tomato tomato. but if a girl did that i'd start making out with her crazy style in about two seconds flat

more recent drawign of me (the other one i posted is a tad outdated)

I KEEPING TRYIBG TO FIND THIS REALLY GOOD GUM I GOT IN GREECE LAST YEAR BUT I CANT FIND AND SGAHVAJABABAN IT WAS THE BEST GUM IT WAS STRAWBERRYS AND CREAM AND CAME IN STRIPS IN A LITTLE CARDBOARX AND THERE WERE 12 STRIPS EXACTL!!!! AND I BOUGHT 6 PACKETS AND THEYRE ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gee i wonder

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