IMP The Cult Of The Goat

Story Time!!

So yesterday, my hubby and I were out of town, because he was participating in a special Magic: The Gathering draft event (Spring Flourishes), and he took second place in a 6 person pod.

While he was doing that, I was doing my own thing at a free table and trying to make a stockpile of Pokémon Eggs and had the display ones… Well, on display! Two girls saw them and was instantly curious about them and wanted to hold them and I was like, “sure!” One of the Dads took notice and asked about them and I explained that these were crochet Pokémon Eggs based off the kilometer eggs on Pokémon Go and that I plan on selling them on my online shop and possibly at a craft fair if make enough and get accepted.

The two girls wanted the 12K and Shadow Egg and the Dad wanted to buy them. Told them they were $5 each, but he wanted to pay DOUBLE the amount! I thanked them and the girls were so happy and were the proud owners of their own eggs!

I hope Moonlight and Sunlight are enjoying their new homes.

I think that that interaction yesterday more than ever gave me more confidence to try and make a lot of cute amigurumi items to show off and sell to folks interested. It really makes me happy seeing people look at my work and be genuinely happy taking them home. Makes the hard work and wrist pain worth it to me.

NOTE: I'm making this post because for some weird reason, Tumblr flagged my previous post?? Anywaaaaaays…

I made some Pokémon Eggs! Read more to check out the gallery and more info!

I created a lovely display of amigurumi Pokémon Eggs from Pokémon Go that I plan on adding to my shop on my Ko-Fi page! We have…

2K Egg

5K Egg

7K Egg (Gift given though friends)

10K Egg

12K Egg (Reward for defeating a Team Rocket Boss)

And this is my own special creation—the Shadow Egg!

This design was an inspiration from an old Pokémon game I played, Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness.

Like I said earlier, I do plan on adding these lovely eggs in my shop on my Ko-Fi Page as they are or as keychains! But if you want them early, my commissions are always open!

Regular: $5

Keychain: $7

Thank you all SO much for reading my post! Enjoy this picture of Lynx napping with a Snom!🫰🏾

So... I saw Sonic 3...

I... Am SO TEMPTED to crochet this goddamn beautiful abomination of a sweater. It seems simple enough. It's basically a bunch of granmy squares with sewn on amigurumi donuts. It would be time consuming, but I am so tempted...

Would anyone want one? Or am I the only one who absolutely adored this sweater? 🤔

Acorn Wristlet Pouch, a free crochet pattern designed by Meg Nelson on Ravelry.

A knitted blue scarf appears! The soft merino wool has an equally as soft scent of lavender. It is folded neatly with care and a purple card lies on top of it.

To: Cor

He likes it

When someone that shouldn't be allowed to see your nsfw content lies about their age, how do you find out? I've had this thought for a while and feel like a lot of people do it which is disgusting.

That's the downside of taking people by their word online; you don't easily find out. You might never, and that's a risk most NSFW artists take.

If someone says they are above 18, you kind of have to hope that they actually are. Which sucks, a lot... But as long as websites and whatnot don't have foolproof ways of keeping minors out of NSFW spaces/accounts, then users of said websites and whatnot can't do anything more either. It's out of the users' hands, so blind faith it is. Innocent until proven otherwise. And when it is proven, it's a straight-up block and another chip taken off an artist's trust, sanity, and confidence.

Now, I'm not going to condemn minors (<- those above 12 years) from looking at NSFW stuff or even creating it. I'm no psychiatrist but I believe exploration of sexual topics is good. Heck, many adult artists have dabbled with NSFW stuff in their teen years; it's normal and minors shouldn't be guilt-tripped into thinking it's wrong or disgusting. As long as they don't interact with adults (and vice versa!) while exploring sexual topics and approach it all with caution, it should be okay. Like, always be careful about what and who you interact with, online and offline. Keep predators away from you by not going into these topics while you're still (legally and mentally) too young.

But invading NSFW spaces by lying about your age while you're a minor (aka below 18 years) is what is wrong in this situation. It doesn't just put yourself at risk; it also puts the artists/creators of the NSFW content you consume at risk. And this can be a very serious matter. If it comes to light that you (a minor) have been shown "pornography" by an adult (artist) and may have discussed it in detail too, they can get accused of grooming you, and/or get into actual legal trouble. It's a terrible risk that many minors don't take into account when they lie just to see some wiener or booba.

This is one of the main reasons why many NSFW artists say "hey, if you're below 18, stay the fuck away" or "If below 18, don't talk to me". It isn't a "think of the children!" situation but a "I don't want to get arrested/accused of terrible things because you lied" situation. If you're a minor, don't take these warnings personally but respect them instead.

Trump is harassing Papyrus again

Trump, leave Papyrus alone. :<

Don't Panic

This... This can't be real... Right?

Looking at something so small that made such a big difference in her crappy mundane life. Between her fingers was a pregnancy test. A positive pregnancy test.

How was this even possible?! She didn't sleep with a human—her first and only time was with a monster! And there have been no records of human and monsters hybrids! How the hell did she get pregnant?! But... Say this was true, that right now, there is a magical monster bun in the oven. That would explain the strange stares from other monsters you get. Monsters can see souls. And the stares were a result from... Well... Something they didn't even think was possible, most likely.

"Shit... I really can't believe this. I'm... Like, legit pregnant. I'm... I'm gonna be a Mom. I... I should try to go to Grillby's. Maybe he can gimme some advice or maybe get in contact with the skeleton monster I was with?"

This wasn't a joke. Not at all. The monster doctor said it and taking 3 at home tests to be sure said it—pregnant. This is... Life now. This meana trying to find a new job and maybe a better place to live so the kid can grow up in a good and safe environment. But for right now, let's go to Grillby's to find info on where Baby Daddy went off to.

After a long shower, Julia threw on some clothes and with the note and black rose in hand, she heads out the door.

—

"You're... Pregnant?"

"Yeah. It, uh... The real deal. Grillby, please don't make that face, I'm trying my best to put on a brave one for my own sake..."

"You're pregnant with a boss monster's child. How is this—?"

"The skeleton monster I met that one night. We, uh, really hit it off and kinda... Had a one night stand situation thing. Eheheh... Grillby, you're making a face—what did I just say, dude?"

"Sorry, it's just... I didn't think Orion would be the type of monster to do that." Grillby sets down the glass and cloth on the bar.

"'Orion'? So that's his name? You know him Grillby?! Where is he? He needs to know this and... And what we should do—the monster doctor said with with pregnancy, both parents need to be present, especially in my case since I'm not a monster and the souling's survival relies on the monster parent providing magic!" Julia couldn't help but raise her voice as she grew more and more anxious. She didn't want to, but was already attached to the little souling. It was as if shd could feel what they felt. Confused. Concerned. Hungry. Tired. Where is Daddy?

"Julia, breathe... Orion is a regular here, but is probably on the job. He makes delieveries here and should be stopping by sometime today. Just sit down for a but, relax and I'll make you your usual with soms extra magic. It's not much, but enough magic for you and your souling. I'll try to send Orion a message." Grillby guides Julia towards one of the booths to sit down and pats her shoulder before heading into the back.

—

After sometime, Julia lifted her head up immediately when she felt a sudden pressure in the air and suddenly, she wasn't alone in the building. Over by the bar, sitting or... Rather floating over the bar stool was a skeleton monster. Was... Was this the Orion she met that one night? Had to be. Dressed in that same ultra fluffy but sparkly looking hoodie. Those freckles that looked like pretty nebula, but... Something was... Off. Something felt off. Was this really the same skeleton. His... Eyelights are... Different. His... No, no, this had to be the same monster who rocked her world and knocked her up that night.

No time like the present.

Getting up, Julia makes her way over towards him. Her nerves getting worse as she felt each step she took forward getting heavier. But she has to do this. For her sake and their baby.

"Um. Excuse me. Orion?"

"that's my name, don't wear it out."

"Um do you... Remember me? We, uh, met a while back."

"hmm... no, don't think so. not too many humans visit this grillby's and i think i'd remember a cute face like yours, kiddo."

...What? No, no, something is way off.

"No? We have met. I remember you distinctly. You tried comforting me when I was crying into my drink that night. We joked around and exchanged a few puns. I mean, yeah, we got kinda shitfaced, but... I remember you. I... You were my first and... And that night we... We had sex. I-I know it was a one night stand, but surely yo—"

"whoa whoa whoa!" Orion looked absolutely stunned and confused. His zygomatic bones flushing a mixture of blue and gold, bringing out his sparkly freckles more. "i-i dunno who you slept with, but i know for sure it wasn't me! i swear! you got me confused for someone else..."

"What?! You're gonna tell me you got a twin or something?"

"... depends on your definition of what twin is, because that's... heh..." Orion shrugs, sweat alreadt beading and running down his skull.

"..."

With a frustrated groan, she pulls out the not and black rose.

"You left this note and rose for me the morning after remember?! Dude, please...don't be a dick. A little souling's life is on the line here!" Julia snaps, her voice already cracked and tears running down her face.

Orion looked over the note and rose before looking at Julia, or rather... The small souling she was carrying before he had a look of shock and nearly slipped off the barstool.

"... n o. there is no way that's possible. you said the skeleton you met that night looked like me? are you sure? nothin felt off?" Orion looked directpy at Julia, taking on a serious tone.

"Yes. But... Wait, are you seriously going to tell me it wasn't you?"

"i know it wasn't me—i had to work overtime at my job and make a delivery to underfell's grillbys that night." Orion pulls out his phone and shows his en route deliveries that week.

"What the f... Then... WHO IN THE HELL DID I SLEEP WITH?!" Julia steps back, panicking.

"...i think you just slept with the most dangerous monster in the entire multiverse..."

"Who...?"

"nightmare. the god of negativity." Orion looked very uneasy, and the faint rattling of bones could be heard as he continued. "...but the most concerning thing is that souling. they shouldn't even be here."

"How fucking DARE—"

"no, no! i mean, that souling existing shouldn't be possible because as far as anyone who knows about nightmare... nightmare shouldn't be able to have kids. his corruption makes him infertile. yet, here you are, pregnant with his kid." Orion lets out a nervous chuckle, looking like he wanted to be anywhere but here right now.

Julia was stunned. She had to take a moment to just... Collect and absorbed everything that was told to her to try and to understand. And once she did...

She fainted.

[Previous: A Black Rose]

[First: What A Night]

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A Black Rose

…My head… …Fuck, it's like someone took a sledge hammer to it… My body is sore all over… …Where the hell am I? This isn't my apartment

i really really REALLY really really really really like him

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The warden of the warden is calling...

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