Gosh, The Bad Sans Gang Is So Cute...

What a night...

It was late... At least for me it was. I just got off work around 10pm for my shift at work...

My last shift, that is...

My job just dropped me without any warnings, without any write ups and no notice for me to prepare to have a new job lined up whatsoever. Just proving further to never show loyalty to a multi-billion dollar cooperation.

Body on auto-pilot mode, weaving through the crowds of people and monsters in the city and just cancelling out the noises around me, my mind couldn't help but wonder... Why? Why would they just drop me? I've worked for the company for 5 years. I've always arrived early, stayed extra if needed and if I was ever sick, I made sure to provide a doctor's note so I wouldn't have any unexcused absences on my record. So why—

…Wait. Hold up...

“Due to recent events, and information provided from our PR team that also works with social media, we are letting go a few workers within this company. This is nothing personal, but we need to make sure that the people that work for this company are people that best represents us, our values, and what we stand for, and we feel that this company isn’t for you.”

“…Information provided from our PR team that also works with social media…”

“…people that work for this company…”

“…best represent us, our values, and what we stand for…”

This could be a goddamn coincidence, but… Did those fuckers fired me because they found out I was an activist taking part in a protest for monster rights?!

That had to be it—it was rumored that the company and its CEO were against even the most basic rights Monsters well deserved. The last protest was a combo of fighting for Monsters to have the right to have Driver’s Licenses and legalization of Monster-Human marriage. The human police got involved and it became a huge thing all over the News and online. The PR team must have found out some of their workers were taking part in the protest and had to clean house. Ugh…

As I stopped walking for a moment, I saw the bright red neon sign of my usual hangout, Grillby’s. The owner, Grillby, was a fire monster and a good friend of mine. Though he was a monster of few words, his actions spoke for him. I worry one of these nights, he’ll get sick of me just venting to him and crying into my drinks. Honestly, tonight was very much needed for me to get shit faced and ugly cry…

Stepping through the door and with the ring of a bell, my being was engulfed in a welcoming warmth and cheerful atmosphere. The usual patrons in their usual seats as if this bar was their second home—and it really was. Grillby’s place was that nice of a business. Looks like Doggo is having a ruff night playing Blackjack with the others and is barking up a storm. That bunny monster is giggling her ears off and slumped over in her booth. The same chill music is still playing on that old jukebox. It was nice… This place was nice…

Taking my seat at the bar, Grillby already knew I had a lot on my mind and had some hot fries ready for me and told me he’d make my usual drink—which was a spiked spider cider. He and Muffet have been working with ideas on food and drink so they can both benefit and see what other folks like and where they can improve. It’s nice.

“And it’s such fucking bullshit that they’d just… just, uhh… fuck, what did I say? Fuck, right! My company just fucking fired me because they’re just ugly bigot fuckwads! Humans trapped Monsters underground for Gods know how long and now that y’all are back, they wanna act all superior and try to lord over Monsters and prevent y’all from having equal… uh… things!!! It’s bullshit!”

“…And it’s time to cut you off for tonight, Julia.”

“Noooo, Grillbyyyy, I’m not drunk. I only has 1 drink…”

“And that was my mistake. You can’t handle your alcohol—especially monster alcohol… Did you want to head back to my loft to relax for the night?”

“Nnn… Too many words… Grillby, lemme have another—my job sucks butt and I wanna drink til I can’t feel feelings anymore…”

“…heh, keep your gin up, kiddo. it’ll get better with time. after all, we ale make pour decisions.”

And that’s when I met him…

“A… A talking skeleton monster…?”

It was like he came out of nowhere, but… There he was, next to me. A rather short skeleton monster with… eyes lights as bright and beautiful as a galaxy and an outfit to match. Gosh, were those sparkly freckles on his zygomatic bones? Cute… And… He’s floating? Is he doing that with his magic? I mean, I shouldn’t assume gender, but with a voice so rich and deep like that, I…

“…Wait, was that a pun?”

[Next: A Black Rose]

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A Black Rose

…My head… …Fuck, it's like someone took a sledge hammer to it… My body is sore all over… …Where the hell am I? This isn't my apartment

🌟Pastel Dreams🌟

Hello, everyone! I'm making this post at 5:17am because I don't know what proper sleep is! 🙃 Yaaaaaayyy...! 🫠

Anyways, I recently finished a new bunny hat design that I know for sure you bitches, bros, and enby hoes will absolutely adore! Because I do!

Presenting... 🌟Pastel Dreams🌟

It's soft and simple design is sure to get notice while you're out and about, and for those chilly days/nights where the cold air is a-blowin', do not worry! The long bunny ears aren't just for stimming, but they can also be used as a scarf! Isn't that neat?

I'm considering taking on made-to-order commissions if there are enough people who show interest. Hell, I'll may list them on my Ko-Fi store if need be.

...What? Need more incentive to want your own hat? Really? Hmph! Well... So be it, then! Don't say I didn't want you!

Behold! My SPECIAL ATTACK!!

LOOK AT MY BABIES!! LOOK AT THEM!!! They are so stinkin' cute, it should be a crime! Bein' total pros at modelin' their Mama's bunny hat! 🥺

...Huh? Check the kids? Why, what's—Orion! 💦

...Anywaaaays, I'm long overdue for sleep. I'm gonna hit the sack! If you want your own Pastel Dreams hat, please lemme know! Or if you wanna check out my Ko-Fi store to see what I currently have listed, you can check it out here:

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It's a Men-tal Break-Dooooown!!

Trying to crochet a raglan sweater and for the life of me, I think I'm having a stroke reading the instructions.

THIS IS A BEGINNER PATTERN AND I'M FAR FROM BEING A GODDAMN BEGINNER.

It's fiiiiine! It's FIIIIIIIIINE... Hahahaha! Hahahahah! Ha!

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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so... the three of them doing the deaf, blind, mute challenge while making a cake....i feel like this could go so many ways oml

i got the idea from @itsxroxannex tweets :) (can i even call them tweets anymore,,, TT)

who gon tell nightmare what happened

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If you can't apply, simple reblog would be a great support💖

What a night...

It was late... At least for me it was. I just got off work around 10pm for my shift at work...

My last shift, that is...

My job just dropped me without any warnings, without any write ups and no notice for me to prepare to have a new job lined up whatsoever. Just proving further to never show loyalty to a multi-billion dollar cooperation.

Body on auto-pilot mode, weaving through the crowds of people and monsters in the city and just cancelling out the noises around me, my mind couldn't help but wonder... Why? Why would they just drop me? I've worked for the company for 5 years. I've always arrived early, stayed extra if needed and if I was ever sick, I made sure to provide a doctor's note so I wouldn't have any unexcused absences on my record. So why—

…Wait. Hold up...

“Due to recent events, and information provided from our PR team that also works with social media, we are letting go a few workers within this company. This is nothing personal, but we need to make sure that the people that work for this company are people that best represents us, our values, and what we stand for, and we feel that this company isn’t for you.”

“…Information provided from our PR team that also works with social media…”

“…people that work for this company…”

“…best represent us, our values, and what we stand for…”

This could be a goddamn coincidence, but… Did those fuckers fired me because they found out I was an activist taking part in a protest for monster rights?!

That had to be it—it was rumored that the company and its CEO were against even the most basic rights Monsters well deserved. The last protest was a combo of fighting for Monsters to have the right to have Driver’s Licenses and legalization of Monster-Human marriage. The human police got involved and it became a huge thing all over the News and online. The PR team must have found out some of their workers were taking part in the protest and had to clean house. Ugh…

As I stopped walking for a moment, I saw the bright red neon sign of my usual hangout, Grillby’s. The owner, Grillby, was a fire monster and a good friend of mine. Though he was a monster of few words, his actions spoke for him. I worry one of these nights, he’ll get sick of me just venting to him and crying into my drinks. Honestly, tonight was very much needed for me to get shit faced and ugly cry…

Stepping through the door and with the ring of a bell, my being was engulfed in a welcoming warmth and cheerful atmosphere. The usual patrons in their usual seats as if this bar was their second home—and it really was. Grillby’s place was that nice of a business. Looks like Doggo is having a ruff night playing Blackjack with the others and is barking up a storm. That bunny monster is giggling her ears off and slumped over in her booth. The same chill music is still playing on that old jukebox. It was nice… This place was nice…

Taking my seat at the bar, Grillby already knew I had a lot on my mind and had some hot fries ready for me and told me he’d make my usual drink—which was a spiked spider cider. He and Muffet have been working with ideas on food and drink so they can both benefit and see what other folks like and where they can improve. It’s nice.

“And it’s such fucking bullshit that they’d just… just, uhh… fuck, what did I say? Fuck, right! My company just fucking fired me because they’re just ugly bigot fuckwads! Humans trapped Monsters underground for Gods know how long and now that y’all are back, they wanna act all superior and try to lord over Monsters and prevent y’all from having equal… uh… things!!! It’s bullshit!”

“…And it’s time to cut you off for tonight, Julia.”

“Noooo, Grillbyyyy, I’m not drunk. I only has 1 drink…”

“And that was my mistake. You can’t handle your alcohol—especially monster alcohol… Did you want to head back to my loft to relax for the night?”

“Nnn… Too many words… Grillby, lemme have another—my job sucks butt and I wanna drink til I can’t feel feelings anymore…”

“…heh, keep your gin up, kiddo. it’ll get better with time. after all, we ale make pour decisions.”

And that’s when I met him…

“A… A talking skeleton monster…?”

It was like he came out of nowhere, but… There he was, next to me. A rather short skeleton monster with… eyes lights as bright and beautiful as a galaxy and an outfit to match. Gosh, were those sparkly freckles on his zygomatic bones? Cute… And… He’s floating? Is he doing that with his magic? I mean, I shouldn’t assume gender, but with a voice so rich and deep like that, I…

“…Wait, was that a pun?”

[Next: A Black Rose]

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A Black Rose

…My head… …Fuck, it's like someone took a sledge hammer to it… My body is sore all over… …Where the hell am I? This isn't my apartment

Aaaaaand it's gone!

I see that my follower numbers are going up and it perks me up! Buuuuut only to be greatly disappointed that most of thoss "followers" are just sex bot accounts.

...You'd think being a succubus, this wouldn't bother me, but it's like... How to I saw this?

Bot followers are like potato chips. Nice to have, but provides no nutritional benefits whatsoever. Which is why I don't pounce on an Ink!Sans—he's soulless and... Ink is potato chips to Succubi and Incubi. Yeah, he'll be tasty, but... No benefits.

Speaking of "tasty", I need some apples to snack on. Damn pregnancy cravings are gonna make me fatter than I already am...💦

The Inktobertale/Inktale challenge originates from the mix of Inktale and October. The challenge consists of drawing a prompt with Ink!Sans either every day during the month of October, or during the highlighted days for a more condensed "weekly" challenge. Any medium is welcome for this challenge, including writing.

This theme was created and voted as an Ink!Sans challenge, since there are a lot of other Undertale monthly challenges. The Inktale challenge/Inktobertale focuses solely on the character of Ink!Sans. You are free to make Ink!Sans interact with other characters.

You are free to skip, swap, or alternate days as you like. You can also do it digitally. Feel free to swap between different challenges! The point is to have fun and experiment this month, so make this challenge a fun experience!

The new addition from last year's Inktobertale is an alternative "weekly" challenge! All the highlighted prompts are a suggestion for people who would like to try a different pace, with roughly one drawing every few days. You're totally free to swap with other prompts if some speak to you better for this list as well.

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If you have any questions, feel free to ask me! If you want more answers, browse the #inktobertaleasks tag!

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Tag your artwork as #inktobertale2023!

Your amigurimi are cute! Just wanted anted to ask a couple questions. Where would you be shipping from (vaguely, to help with estimating shipping prices with the tariffs and stuff) and are you perchance considering taking comms for custom amigurimi at any point? Like people's OCs and stuff.

Thank you very muchies!

I mainly ship within the US, but open to shipping internationally. In fact, I recently shipped out a 6ft x 6ft Queen size crochet blanket to Germany.

I let my customers know that they are responsible for providing funds for the shipping, especially if it's international since it is more expensive process. I make sure to get an estimate of shipping costs and relay that to my customer so they can send the funds, I mail their item(s) out, and provide them their shipping info so they can track their package.

My commissions are always open, but I'm also currently doing prep work for an upcoming craft fair I got accepted to participate in. I'm super excited!

Hopefully that answers your questions!