I’ve Decided To Start Calling My Boobs “the Boys” Because I Know A Lot Of Women Who Call Theirs

For the past few days some of the kids at my work have been telling my coworker (we’ll call him Sam for simplicity’s sake) has Sam disease but will not elaborate on what that means. Today they were at it again and told me that because I was standing next to him I caught it, and that only boys could catch it. My boss shut it down and made the kids apologize, but hearing this one kid validate my gender over and over made me so happy.

Today I had my first day of work and a kid came up to me with a fortune teller and gave me the fortune “ you will be a boy”. So my transition is backed by middle school fortune tellers.

I grew up just north of an area with a major wildfire season so in august it was just like oh look the sky is orange, and it’s Smokey let’s put on masks and watch ash fall from the sky. It’s hot as hell and we don’t have AC, ok open the window, put a filter over the fan to try and clean the air as it circulates, and hope this doesn’t kill us before climate change does. We have bigger things to worry about than sales tax being unstandardized.

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Take hold of your divinity. Remake yourself in your own image. ( also I know the arm is whack don’t mention it)

tired of mfs asking invasive questions about your top surgery scars when you wanna go for a swim or just dont feel like wearing a shirt? here's some responses you can use!

"why do you have scars on your chest" "shark attack"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "my cat doesnt like me very much"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "the gods tried to take my lungs but dw i managed"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "bees"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i worked in retail"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "those are actually my second and third mouths, they usually remove them at birth but my parents couldn't afford it"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i fell"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i said something controversial on twitter and the 15 year olds found out where i lived and attacked me"

"why do you have scars on your chest" *look down look back up and start screaming*

"why do you have scars on your chest" "haha oh yeah I tried to steal my brother's food when we were kids"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "I fought in the Trojan war along side the great Achilles and since then I bare these scars, I am honored to have participated in such a milestone for human kind and I am forever grateful for making it out alive, the men I fought with were great worriers and I'm sad their lives were cut so short... *start tearing up a little bit* I'm sorry for being emotional.. these scars bring me great sorrow from the memories of my fallen friends and comrades..."

"why do you have scars on your chest" "the New York city rats got me."

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i ran with scissors"

those are just a few examples, feel free to add your own if you like :)

Edit: since people keep asking, yes you can use these for scars that aren't top surgery related, an invasive question is an invasive question no matter how you got the scar

DISCLAIMER: This poll is ONLY for people who have gone on T AND have an inner monologue

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✮ you know I recall somebody saying 'there ain't no cowboys left,' but they ain't met me ✮

finished my cowfolk suit! made from a roll of thrifted denim and faux suede, with fringe, silver piping and mother of pearl snaps. top is a reproduction of a 1950's shirt pattern from this etsy shop and pants are the shop pant from open studio, both modified with some self-drafted details~

ID: two full length photos of me (white with short brown hair) standing against a background of green grass and yellow trees. I'm wearing a western style suit made with blue denim, with black yokes on the front and back, shotgun cuffs, and black fringe along the yokes and cuffs.

I started T I don’t feel like talking about it with the people in my life because I’m scared they’ll think it’s the only thing I can’t talk or care about. I know that won’t happen but I’m cautious anyway. So here internet take my one week on t changes.

I am so tired. I know everyone talks about having more energy but I will sleep for like 10 hours, wake up still tired, and then fall asleep at noon. It’s crazy. I’ve never been a person who naps but now it’s all I want to do. Other than that there hasn’t been much. I’m pretty sure my acne is worse, and I might have a bit more mustache and stomach hair but. That’s it. Not much but still more than I expected to happen in a week. I’m pumped, but also exhausted. I might make this blog into a diary of sfw changes. Idk. I don’t really post anything anyway.

I would like to add that many of Ally’s weird guys are also hot.

ally beardsley loves playing weird guys and hot bitches and thank god for that

One Month on T!!!!!!

So I hit one month on t a couple days ago and changes are thus:

more body hair everywhere especially on my stomach and arms but I'm a little more fuzzy everywhere

enough facial hair that i felt the need to shave it and did with success

deeper voice but not that much deeper and not since about two to three weeks

I'm not exhausted anymore which is nice. I'm glad that effect has worn off

maybe a little hungrier

One more thing. I would like to put forth an unforeseen effect of t-gel specifically. I have not had a stable nigh time routine in years, and the fact that I'm taking t-gel every night and it's something I can't just skip has turned it into an actual routine for me. I brush my teeth and wash my face, then shower, moisturize my face, t-gel, and pajamas. I feel so much better in the evenings and it is so much easier to fall asleep it's insane.