Loved One Got Top Surgery Yesterday So I Made This For Him But I Think Y’all Would Appreciate It Too

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

you think i'm done with horses? nope. not even close

Go piss girl

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.