Bro Your Whimsy. You Forgot Your Fucking Whimsy. Your Solemn And Somber Attitude Is Scaring The Hoes

its sooo cool messaging someone you think is cool. and then you find out they think YOURE cool like. awesome! yay! we should kiss

Its not safe out there take this with you

born to be fujimoto forced to study 'biology'

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

a new life 🌖 another addittion to the early horses series - pliohippus mare with her newborn foal

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face