summary: dating draco malfoy was always within pansy’s plan to ensure her future. there’s only one problem; she underestimated just how intertwined (y/n) was on draco’s life.
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pansy tries to ensure her relationship with draco but he always seems more interested in his best friend.
warnings: none
i. Prologue: a match made in hell.
Draco Malfoy and (Y/N) (Y/L/N).
Prince and Princess of Slytherin.
A match made by the devil, Weasley would mutter under his breath whenever he caught a glimpse of them walking through the corridors.
(It was rather much a match crafted by their parents, but same difference really.)
Families that belonged to the sacred twenty eight tended to stick together— with fake smiles and the desire to keep their bloodlines pure acting as the glue— so it was only reasonable that (Y/N) and Draco would grow up together. After all, in the words of (Y/N)’s mother, “keep your friends close and your possible suitors closer.”
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— YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME
PAIRING — Anakin Skywalker // suitless!Darth Vader x fem!Gray Jedi!Reader
SUMMARY — You were Anakin’s childhood friend but you left the Jedi Order and him behind to walk your own path. Despite that, he’s determined to protect you from danger but what he doesn’t realise is that he might be the threat himself.
AUTHOR’S NOTE — I’m a Star Wars fan for 20 years now but I have never published any fics written for this universe so I’m kind of nervous anyway… 🙈 Padmé doesn’t exist in this one, I guess, therefore Obi–Wan didn’t get to destroy our boy Ani on Mustafar. I’m not sure, to be honest, can Reader be called a Gray Jedi but I think it suits her the most. 💗
WARNINGS — dark themes, Force choke™, open ending
WORD COUNT —2,400
ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE.
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Tim: Can we stay with you tonight?
Dick: Both of you? What happened?
Damian: Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole Manor.
Tim: Jason wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”
proper way to carry ur tim robin
Y/n, about Jason: He's definitely out of my league.
Roy: ...
Y/n : Actually, we're not even playing the same sport.
Roy: Y/n-
Y/n : It's kind of like he's in the NBA and I work at the muffler store across the stadium.
*~ 부숴 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 ~*
CLOSE THE GYMSSSSSSSE
who put him in these fuckass glasses.
death follows me everywhere i go so excited to finally be able to show this! my finished piece for @gothamcityunmasked who were so gracious enough to let me draw bruce! it's your last chance to get your hands on this beautiful book, so please check out their leftover sales here!
“He’s a villain! You only like him because he’s hot.”
Okay and?
and the rumor is me sucking him off 🤭