#whelp Now I Have A Word For This Shit.

Comic idea about a Knight who is the personal guard and lover to the kingdoms princess, attempts to stop an assassination and is turned into a lil goblin girl, scourge of the nation.

Chased from the castle as the suspected assassin she is brought into a nearby tribe of goblins, she must infiltrate the kingdom, and get to the princess, before the next attempt on her life.

The goblin tribe names her twig.

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I think if Aisha triggered before Leviathan happened she would have been such a little shit of a hero, but like, she specifically chooses to be a hero to rebel against and fuck with Brian. Every time the Undersiders do a job she's there making stupid jokes and messing with them and being infuriating as she heroically saves the day (places kick me signs on them and then kicks them), and then she goes home and Brian gets back 3 minutes later and she has the smuggest smile and he's so so done with this and she's like "how was work" and he says good and they both 100% know who each other are but Brian's not gonna bring it up and they eat dinner while both lying their asses off about what they did that night and Aisha thinks it's hilarious that he won't ever call her out on this. She's still friends with Regent but it's like, a playful rivalry, he's the only one who makes jokes back and is actually happy to see her messing up their jobs. She recruits Taylor post-dick rotting and they become a vigilante duo just because the Undersiders wanted her and she figured it would annoy Brian and now she's absolute besties/maybe girlfriends idk with the creepy bug girl. Somehow, through all of this, she becomes one of the most famous and beloved heroes in the Bay and people finally pay attention to her and life is happy and good unless you're Brian who has mentally aged 30 years

world's most normal animals

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I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

marcille really feels like a worm cape in a sense, her biggest trauma is related to death and losing her friends and family to different lifespans and so now in the dungeon she is bound to constantly see her friends die over and over, but its ok! her power allows her to keep bringing them back over and over! just so that they can keep on dying, over and over.

its ok, this is ok

to whom it may concern: that sword of damocles hangs

It's Treasure Planet Birthday Day

Time to drown you in concept art, thank me later.