Happy Mother’s Day To Dean Winchester Btw

i started s6 and i can’t believe there was no gay joke about sam and dean being first time parents to bobby john in the supermarket……. this used to be a proper incest show 🙄

I love it so much

the tags on any s1!sam post are always like “I understand why dean wanted to lock him in a cage and sip on his bone marrow”

mommy dean save me,,, mommy dean save me, mommy dean Save me ! pls !!!

dean posted this

Spot the difference.

after wincest any relationship in any series seems boring and insipid to me.

this is modern shakespeare

alternate universe where spn is set in the late 90s, early 2000s and 15 is set in 2001. castiel and dean are wearing eyeliner and skimpy clothes and constantly have their hand on each other's ass like jocks in a horror movie, and paris hilton is a main cast character. sam is basically sheldon from the big bang theory but hot, jack is a male bratz doll and the season starts with them in new york city tracking down garth and bess who are maffiosos. sam dies on the way there due to lip filler injections, jack is distracted by the new my little pony toys, dean and castie- oh my god fucking god they hit the Pentagon

i just found out that in spn 4.17 “its a terrible life” sam wesson and dean smith were named after the gun brand Smith & Wesson AND that Winchester is actually a gun brand as well,,, WOAH

need to have a sloppy threesome with them and have them call me their babyboy

brotherfuckers

my fucking roman empire is now and forever the fact that they use can't find my way home by blind faith in the ending scene for route 666 where sam says "you meet someone like her, doesn't it make you wonder if it's worth it? putting everything else on hold, doing what we do?" and dean looks at him like THIS

and the lyric "you are the reason i've been i've been waiting all these years 🎶" plays, and then dean says "why don't you wake me up when it's my turn to drive?"