Elinor: You Kill People For Money?!

Elinor: You kill people for money?!

Apollo: I can explain!

Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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3 years ago

Jayce: Can I be frank with you guys?

Viktor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Vi: Can I still be Vi?

Caitlyn: Shh, let Frank speak.


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3 years ago

When Supergirl was your comfort place and something you looked forward to. Something that helped you escape life’s problems. A show that showed you it was okay to be yourself and that everything will get better. Now it’s over and you are left with only memories.

(P.S. I know the show ended last year but I was just watching edits and realized no new episode is coming out this week.)


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3 years ago

Jayce: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Viktor: What did you do?

Jayce: Nobody died.

Viktor: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!


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3 years ago

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?


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3 years ago

Caitlyn: So, that’s my plan.

Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Caitlyn: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Vi: It fucking sucks.

Caitlyn: Thats not constructive criticism.


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3 years ago

Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.

Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.


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3 years ago

Silco: What did you do with Vander’s body?

Sevika: What didn’t I do to Vander’s body?

Silco: …

Sevika: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.


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3 years ago

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!


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3 years ago

Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.

Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person


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4 months ago

Vi: You’re giving me a sticker?

Caitlyn: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Vi: I’m not a preschooler.

Caitlyn: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Vi: I earned this, back off!


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