Sevika: Hey, It’s Your Turn To Wash The Dishes.

Caitlyn: You’re right.

Vi: Wow! That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did… did you just learn it?

Jayce: I actually have a black belt.

Viktor: In what, karate?

Jayce: No, from Gucci.

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

…

Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!

Jayce: Can I be frank with you guys?

Viktor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Vi: Can I still be Vi?

Caitlyn: Shh, let Frank speak.

Jayce: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Viktor: Jayce, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

Jayce: Duly noted.

can’t stop thinking about how in 5x19 lena genuinely thought she deserved to be screamed at by kara because she’d done something wrong and kara was mad, and that’s probably how those situations were handled in the luthor household.

not only that, but she was so desperate for ‘forgiveness’ that she actually offered for kara to scream at her. she offered to go through that trauma again, because she thought it was only fair that she did if there was the slightest chance that kara might want her back.

Lena: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Kara: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Nancy: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Steve: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest

Robin: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?