‘boy I Sure Wish I Was Asleep,’ I Whisper, Clicking Next Chapter Fourteen Fucking Times

JIKOOK CRIMINAL AU MASTERPOST🚨📌

artist’s impression

case file

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defendant’s evidence

prosecution’s evidence

verdict

If you use latex gloves keep replacing them, the oils from your skin will seep through and leave fingerprints

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

this is THE jimin fancam

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

Jason straight up saw that Eddie didn’t touch Patrick and instead of being like “oh my bad Eddie is innocent something supernatural is at play” he’s like “ohhhhh but it still is Eddie he’s evvviiiilllll, he’s made a pact with the DEVIL and now he has powers. We know he’s evil because he has long hair and plays DnD and probably hates sports” Stop bro, it’s cringe. 

The thing about this fandom is that almost everyone gets Wylan’s persona wrong. People will think he’s so innocent, and he is but in a deceptive way. He’s the kind of guy that will be held at gunpoint and being crying and/or begging for his life, the picture of vulnerabily, before he throws a fucking flash bomb at you. 

summoning circle for the important things in life 🙏🏼

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dead boy

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s2 confirmation

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#unkillable lesbian

Didn’t expect that.