Rebloghong because fish and now I gotta see this damn river
The "Dad of the Year" award goes to this flathead catfish on the Black River in North Carolina. A sudden drop in water level caused the fish to be stranded at the base of a rotting tree. I wondered why it didn't leave as the water receded-until I saw the pile of pink eggs by its tail. I realized the fish was trapped by staying to care for its offspring.
It's common for males to watch over eggs and defend them from potential predators-and, in some cases, even from the mother. Of all the things I've seen in swamps, this was one of the most striking examples of survival.
Cypress swamps are difficult places to thrive. Seasonal fluctuations of water shape these ecosystems and the residents that call them home. Although I didn't stick around to see what happened to this father, I was encouraged to see that the water levels did come up just a few days later.
that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world
im sorry
but it's alright. Me and the microwave are in cahoots.
I'm sorry
We take our time prepping and getting the food to warm up just right, before I dive in and devour it,
I'm sorry
Leaving nothing but sick trails of sauce and a naked dishelved plate in my wake
I'm sorry
kind of perverted that microwave will spin your food for you. showing you all its angles for your freakish lustful gaze
3. 19
Walking to the library with a dude from my class. Black kid asks where he's supposed to find more black girls. I tell him he should look aroun the library more or the upper floors or on sports teams. I think he was talking to his friend.
I find my friend and we leave kinda.
Downstairs we learn that there's someonr walking around who doesn't go here and he's been doing weird things to girls in the bathroom.
Random black SRO leads girls to bathrooms to help protect them. He's not the culprit.
Walking around school, same thing.
Bottom floor, dude makes himself known. News teams? Everybody is waiting to see/arrest him. Most of school crowds the dark gym.
I leave the gym to be nosey near the front office. Not enough space, idk how to blend in with bowls under table. I run upstairs bc he's coming. He's up on the third floor.
Radio(?) with girl from GTA rapping/talking about her new song of the experience (she survived him) and saying something about how he was made that "she doesn't do her fucking nails" (💀). He yelled that at me too.
I try to run away. I am thrown downstairs. He is arrested (i think).
I meet a black girl on the stairs and we get jumped/harrased by old,fat black men singing about what they want to do(?).
They keep pushing me away and getting between us. I see my dad(?why) in some orange/red/or blue baggy pants, he lifts me up, also singing, and throws me somewhere. Me and my bsf walk around the cafeteria, my other friend is collecting honey combs and making them into sludge. He shows us one as an example and it ends up on the floor (idiot) then walks away withcart to do something else.
...yeah
💀👌
Lmao I'm glad he said it too. Barney needed to be taking down like 10notvhes a LOOONG time ago.
And you’re gonna wanna know what J just said lol ;)
Me like
Tw! Religious trauma, killing mentions,
Not an X reader
None of them are straight. I will believe that until the day I die.
Slenderman has designated areas for all of the residents in the mansion so that they don’t kill one another
Ex: Ghost Child hall, human killer hall, insane human killer hall, ‘I don’t know what the fuck you are, but you are not human’ hall
Liu and Jeff, Suffered trauma from their mother, who was strictly Catholic and didn’t take them to get actual help which is one of the many reasons that led to Jeff becoming a killer and Liu having DID
Sally makes everyone dress up in tutus and crowns, at least once a month for her monthly tea party
All of them mess with Lost Silver for shits and giggles
Most of them were born late/mid 90’s
Sally was born in the 60’s
Laughing Jack was born in the 20’s
BEN was born in mid/late 2000’s
The only things that everyone can agree with is that all Pedos can go burn.
Slenderman and his brothers actually did choir
Splendor was an Alto 2.
Alto two’s are the lowest note a female can hit so he had a really high voice for a man
Most of them are somehow neurodivergent
BEN purposely reads fanfics out loud from 2020 Wattpad to mess with Slenderman and Jeff
They will have aggressive silence
Toby and Jeff get on each other’s nerves so much that they’re not allowed 5 feet within each other
When Masky’s bored he thinks of all the ways he can kill someone
Everyone has memorized the song, ‘Dance the night away’ because of Sally and Larzi’s mild Barbie obsession
Apparently E.J and Liu were seen sneaking into one another’s rooms in the middle of the night by BEN
Slenderman just likes to teleport everywhere to scare people
🎯
☕️
That's actually so real tho 😭❤️🩹
Voice isn't incomprehensible to normal ears
Can't radiate infallible judgement from pores
Body parts do not grow back
Normal transgender dysphoria:
Chest too big
Chest not big enough
Facial balance wrong
Muscles too prominent
Skeletal structure too dainty
Incurable secret dysphoria
Not enough eyes
No tentacles
Teeth too dull
No halo
No bioluminescence
Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.
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