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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

I HATH BEEN BONKED AND FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE WIZARD TOWER! AND I CANNOT GET UP!!!

CURSES ONTO YOU, SKELTON!!!

greetings my skeletal ally, i offer you a mighty weapon in the form of

may it aid you in battle

THANK YOU DEARLY MY SKELETON ALLY I SHALL USE THIS SKELETON GRENADE WITH THE MASS RESPECT IT DESERVES

hey do you think if you pour milk on me the curse will be lifted? or maybe you can like steal the xylobone and put my bones back together

kinda coping seething malding rn

YOU GENIUS

IF THIS DOESNT WORK IM GONNA HAVE TO REASSEMBLE YOU MYSELF

BECOME SKELETON ONCE AGAIN

*pours milk on you*

MORE PETS OMG

You know what you’re actually quite nice to give me all these new friends

I SHALL SPARE YOUR CUPBOARD FOR TODAY

NYEHEHEHHEHE

DOOT DOOT DEAR WIZARD IM HERE TO ROB YOU OF ANY SOURCES OF DAIRY YOU HAVE SINCE IM RUNNING LOW ON STOCK AND MY NEAREST SUPERMARKET IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY

Milk, cheese, chocolate, choccy milk, ice cream

HAND THEM OVER

I CAST SUMMON WEIRD CREATURE!!!

The weird creature flops around on the floor, gurgling. I pick it up and throw it at you.

*Doots at the glocktopus with trombone*

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I DIDNT HAVE A GUN MYSELF WIZARD

*Le Gasp*

You fiend! Firing back at a Wizard!?

This shall not stand! What a fuss!

I Summon

The Eldritch Glocktopus!

SKELETON FRIEND NOOOOO

I will avenge you

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

THANKS FOR THE NEW PET!!

I STILL WANT DAIRY THOUGH

DOOT DOOT DEAR WIZARD IM HERE TO ROB YOU OF ANY SOURCES OF DAIRY YOU HAVE SINCE IM RUNNING LOW ON STOCK AND MY NEAREST SUPERMARKET IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY

Milk, cheese, chocolate, choccy milk, ice cream

HAND THEM OVER

I CAST SUMMON WEIRD CREATURE!!!

The weird creature flops around on the floor, gurgling. I pick it up and throw it at you.

Amazing gif to use against wizard scum btw

I ABSOLUTELY AGREE I SHALL USE THIS THANK YOU SKELETON FRIEND

IM ON MY WAY MY ILL MAKE SURE TO ANGRILY AND LOUDLY DOOT AT THE OWNER WITH MY TROMBONE AS WE LEAVE

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

ARE YOUR BONES OK AFTER FALLING FROM SUCH A HEIGHT MY FRIEND?

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

I LOVE IT

DOOT DOOT

IM UNSURE WETHER TO CALL YOU FRIEND OR FOE HOWEVER TAKE THIS AS A GIFT

oh my gosh

Is that. is that

choccy milk????

omg

omg i don't know what to say

have a trom-bone for your dooting leisure

it's held together with magic and definitely not radiation despite what you may have heard about my recent ... experiments

[image ID: two digital paintings of the same bone trombone. the bell and mouthpiece are a brassy color, the rest is white bone. The curves are vertebra and the straight pieces are cartoon bones. there are bright green flecks around the 'joints' and coming out of the bell of the trombone, representing either necromantic magic and/or radioactive particles. the only difference between the two images is in the second one there is red text reading DOOT DOOT coming out of the bell of the trom bone]

D:

THE AUDACITY

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

hello skeleton friend i offer you a cheese selection for i have no milk on hand but love cheese. stay strong out there we will win this war

THANK YOU MY SKELETON FRIEND!!

I ALSO LOVE CHEESE

MAY OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN SOON

UNTIL THEN I WISH YOU LUCK!DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS I SAY!!!

Hello?

Hello?

Welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy fazbears pizza-

What’s your favourite artwork you’ve done

Good question!

I’m pretty fond of the one I did like a week ago of Aubrey from omori but I also like some of the don’t hug me I’m scared drawings Ive made

Who’s your favourite wizard

NONE OF THEM

I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN

WIZARDS ARE SIMPLY OLD PEOPLE WITH GLITTER IN THEIR POCKETS AND SPARKLY BATH ROBES

TRULY ONE OF THE BEST BATTLES IVE HAD SO FAR

NYEHEHE YOU DIDNT THINK I CAME PREPARED?

*takes out can of old person repellent from my jesters hat*

OH NOOOooooooooo

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

*I evaporate and turn into old person dust*

*climbs on top of bear and uses one of my bones to guide it to where I want to go*

I HAVE ACQUIRED A NOBEL STEED

I SHALL NAME HIM LARRY

ONWARDS MY NOBEL STEED AND SLIME BOY GERALD LETS TRAMPLE THIS WIZARD

DOOT DOOT

*look on in horror at the op skeleton hurtling towards me*

AGAIN???!??

well I have one more trick up my sleeve 😈

*I reach into my wizardry sleeve and pull out a bottle of calcium repellant*

BAHAHAAA I GOT YOU NOW YOU SILLY GOOFY SKELETON

YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WIZARD SCUM

ME AND GERALD HERE WILL BONK YOU

*teams up with the slime ball to take you down*

OH NO MY OWN CREATION WORKING AGAINST ME

*tucks beard into wizard cloak*

fine then...

I guess I will have to take **beary** important action

I cast

SUMMON BEAR

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

*a humorously small bear poofs into existence and starts running towards you in fury*

*befriends the sentient slime ball*

I LOVE HIM

AWEEEEEE THAT'S SO CUTE !!

*tries to slip away quietly while you are distracted*

NYEHEHE YOU FOOLISH WIZARD

YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN ME THE POWER TO HEAR TWICE AS WELL

actually wait I didn’t have ears before..wait

NO MATTER I STILL HAVE MY CLUB SO THEREFORE YOU SHALL BE BONKED

*runs after you*

*trips on long wizard beard and cartwheels onto the ground*

NO NOT AGAIN

*sees the skeleton with cat ears*

oh god WHAT HAVE I DONE

I CAST SLIME BOY

*a sentient slime ball gets hurled at you*

DOOT DOOT WIZARD SCUM

I HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR PLOT AND AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE YOUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN

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OH NO NO NO NO NO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO QUICKLY

um.....

I CAST CAT HAT

*your jester hat grows cat ears and I begin to run away*

Hey-! Hen's not that old-!

ALL WIZARDS ARE IMMEDIATELY CONSIDERED OLD TO ME

OLD PEOPLE WITH GLITTER IN THEIR POCKETS AND STRANGE SPARKLY BATHROBES

I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE

LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES

LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)

LINK TO A COOL DOG

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES

2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"

3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS

4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS

I’M JOINING THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS

New blorbo just dropped

I will protect him with my life he’s so precious

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Throughout the entire time I was drawing this I was mostly just listening to the friends boss battle music. It’s never going to leave my brain now

(Click for better quality)

First time trying to draw something well in splatoon 3 for the upcoming splatfest

made a small animatic of red and duck