So, Who Decided That High-rise And Mid-rise Pants/ Trousers Was The Height Of Fashion? Whoever You Are

I mean basically yeah.

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ this

I’m like 93% sure that this is what happened after Jurassic World.

This gif isn’t mine, but please tell me if it’s yours so I can give you credit.

That kid is a badass cinnamon roll ❤️🤓

I’m so angry. I’m watching Jurassic World with my nephew, and when Owen jumped on his motorcycle to get Blue to chase him and leave Barry alone, he laughed and mumbled “meals on wheels”.

And damn it, that shouldn’t be funny, but it is.

I still have mine too

Sadly this I consider an achievement nowadays it is so hard not taking a nap during the day

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

Mood

i could get so much done if only i could get stuff done

Okay so, I know I have said this before and it got ignored so I just deleted it because y’all just keep ignoring it. But for the last time, anyone who is sexually explicit, comes into my DM‘s and asked me to be their sugar baby, or anything else that is ridiculously inappropriate. Once again I will report and block you. It is insane how many of these I keep getting. I dread when Tumblr send a message to my email saying someone new has followed me or someone has sent me a message because I just know it’s one of y’all Nasty dough- heads. I have said this before but I will say it again and it’s going to be for the last time. Do not message me do not follow me. This account is not for you. I am not for you. I ain’t the one. I ain’t playing you message, me follow me, or send me stupid stuff in my DM’s. You will be once more blocked and reported. Nobody wants to see that and nobody wants to be your sugar baby. I will not say it again if you ignore me I’ll just keep on reporting and blocking you. And some of you keep just making new accounts and doing the same crap. I’m not having it. I will say it one last time leave. me. Alone. Go somewhere else where somebody wants that bull crap. But you’re not gonna find it here. If I could do more the block and report you, I would. 

Ugh so true.

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

Philippa (Pippa) Benjamine Parker