Stacie: We Have To Plan A Suprise Party For Emily's Birthday. So We Will Split In Groups Of 3

Alice: Leg or breast

Fp staring down at Alice's chest: Well , I mean I'm more of a breast boy myself

Alice:

Alice: I- I was talking about what part of the chicken you wanted Fp

Fp: *Snaps head back up* Oh

Sam: So… I’ve seen that you’ve been spending a lot of time with Kara recently.

Lena: No, Sam, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.

Sam: (scoffs) Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Lena: No! You’re the only one for me!

Sam: Is that so?

Lena: I promise! Kara and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.

Sam: So there’s no best-friends-feelings involved?

Lena: You’re still my one and only best friend. She’s just the love of my life; nothing more.

Sam: But I’m still the platonic love of your life?

Lena: Of course bro!

Sam: Bro…

Kara: (realising that both the woman she loves and her best friend are idiots) What the…?

Better than the original

#i hope this hilarious saga continues in s4 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- )

not to be dramatic but we definitely deserved a criminal minds scene where emily answers jj’s phone in the middle of the night by accident and it’s one of the bau members calling her and that’s how jemily comes out to the group

Billy: Movie night! What should we watch?

Alice: The Outsiders

Jen: To Each, Her Own

Agatha: None of those things

Rio: I was thinking something with body horror—

Billy: What about Halloween?

Lilia: absolutely not. It’s tacky

Agatha: well do you have any better ideas?

Alice, pulls out unlabeled DVD: how about a mystery movie since we can’t decide on what to watch?

Rio: Sure I’m down, as long as there’s body horror

Alice, puts the tape in

Agatha eyeing her: Say Alice where did you find this mystery tape?

Alice: I found it in the attic—

Agatha, scrambles for the remote as the tv turns on: WAIT—

TV turns on and it’s Rio topping Agatha: *moans* Don’t pull out, Rio—

Billy and Alice: *ducks behind the couch*

*Unholy Agathario noises ensue*

Lilia and Jen: *giving Agatha the most disturbed look ever*

Alice: *cries* oh my god it’s horrifying

Agatha: *can’t even look them in the eye*

Rio, smiling like an idiot: Well not the body horror I had in mind but I’ll take it!

JJ being ‘Emily af’ & Emily being 'JJ af’ (｡♥‿♥｡)

Chapter 1 is here go read it

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: omg what if I actually said something out loud

me: omg what if there is a telepath around here

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S1E06, The Princess and the Queen