Watching Nimona Bc The Book Was Fuckin Awesome:

Whoever the FUCK is yodeling outside my house at 7 AM needs to STOP IMMEDIATELY.

Zommerific!

As it turns out, my mom is really bad at the Pokémon TCG.

I’ve almost maxed out my stats!

I posted about being both a femboy and a tomboy on Reddit and now there are a bunch of transmedicalists in the comments acting offended lmao

Whenever anyone says bi people are half gay and half straight, I always ask if aroace people got the other half of each

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

I left for 1 WEEK and y’all give me over 100 notifications >:( /lh /j

microweevible

Me watching people look at my shitpost blog for some reason:

You have been initiated

guys i think nimona turned me genderfluid /hj