Wait No, Worse Than Yodeling, Its Country Music

Watch me piss everyone off by drawing with my finger on chrome canvas

Why do people’s social statuses depend on stuff like wealth and race and gender rather than their high scores in Tetris?

Taiga allergic D:

Sure sex is good but have you ever had perfectly ripe, deep red cherries?

Enough with genderfluid stereotypes where genderfluid people are very fashionable or where genderfluid people are liquids, I made a new, superior stereotype: genderfluid people are very good at hide and seek.

It all makes sense! People are constantly trying to find the genderfluid and genderfluid people have to be good at hiding or else we would have been found already.

Aw fuck I dreamt that a video game that played a major role in my childhood and later shut down came back online now with new features like a lobby and a chat to chat online only to realize it was a dream but when I went to check, I realized even though it was a dream, it was actually still true and had the exact same lobby that I had made up in my dream so I played some levels and had fun… then I woke up for real

I fucking wish phobia meant a fear and not just an irrational aversion to so that I could haunt their nightmares

reblog to scare the aphobes

Very true

He likes his sponge

God why the fuck are people following me all of a sudden?

I have no idea what to do with power so here’s my cat

I made 3 jars of delicious California reaper salsa yesterday afternoon and I have eaten two of them already.

It has come to my attention that I may have a small addiction to spicy food.

Guys I think something in the baking cabinet got moldy. It’s all gray and fuzzy

So someone in my pottery studio made this a while ago and didn’t want it so now he is mine.

What should I name my new silly little purple guy?