Good Grief.. "Congratulations! We're All Dead All Along!"

if you like Cookie Run Main Trio content, then @/sunseed-fandump has a lot of AU+fic content on their blog and ao3 respectively about them!

Aaaaaaa ty, I've been following some of their aus tbh🙏

YESSSSSS SOMEONE SAID IT😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

My sister got me into cookie run: Kingdom and I am addicted, my only grievance is the fact that NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE MAIN CHILD TRIO????? HELLO???

THEY WERE BAKED BY WITCHES, ARE APPARENTLY GOING UP AGAINST GROWN ADULTS AND WINNING, KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY COOKIES ARE BAKED AND ARE JUST SO FULL OF POTENTIAL, HELLO?????

WHERE ARE THE FICS? THE FANARTS? THE THEORIES????

WHY IS THERE NOT A LOT OF WORK ABOUT PURE VANILLA ADOPTING THEM BECAUSE THAT'S THEIR DAD! THAT'S THEIR FATHER! I DON'T CARE THAT HE IS FUCKING A JESTER! I CARE THAT HE LOVES THOSE KIDS, AND RESPECTS THEM, AND TRUSTS THEM, AND HAVE FAITH IN THEIR STRENGTH BUT STILL WORRY!

I CARE THAT TAKING CARE OF THEM WOULD BE A FORM OF REDEMPTION FOR FAILING HIS KINGDOM AND A GREAT HONOUR TO HIM ALL AT ONCE!

GIVE ME MORE ABOUT GINGERBRAVE, STRAWBERRY COOKIE AND WIZARD COOKIE BEING AWESOME, AND COOL, AND STRONG, AND CRYPTIC, AND SIBLINGS AND CHILDREN!

LET THOSE KIDS BE COOL TOGETHER IN 100K FIC PLEASE!!!!!

EDIT:

Anyone wants to team up with me and fix this problem? I got ideas. Lots of idea. Ideas that aren't necessarily good for the kids' mental health but very entertaining and dear God I sound like Shadow Milk Cookie.

Either way, the children are traumatised and OP and I am going to make it worse if someone enables me

princess celestia human ☀️ my FAVORITE princess ofc

Is Wizard cookie half blind in this au? :0

Indeed they are ✨🤲 they quite have the trouble when it comes to seeing even in their other eye, eo they often had to rely on their staff(Witch's wand) more often..

They kinda have a lazy eye with their right eye where the burn/acid incident happened whilst their left eye is near sighted which means it's often blurry... They REFUSE to where glasses because they already have a scarf and a hat, so its already an overwhelming amount on upper equipment and they refuse to remove both otherwise..

Their wand more so send them signals? They could probably do a spell bond that would allow Wizard Cookie to see through his staff, though he gets overwhelmed with the new perspective view that it kinda makes him dizzy, opting him to just rely on the staff for compass that would either give him sound signal or magic pulse to notify him...

He's basically walking around with a blurry vision mostly and wouldn't see you if your far away.

His eyes also glow in the dark due to magic effects, though his right eyes only glow dull due to it not really working... His eyes can also be slit like a cat or snake (He doesn't like it... He hates it)

His hair often is unkempt or messy if you left him to deal with his own due to him not wanting to look into mirrors. Its often Strawberry Cookie who does the trio's hair, being the one who atleast have some self preservation (does she?..)

And also magic burns on his hand due to overusing magic and Witch spells that most cookie don't even know off, his lighting spells are probably his favorite for why he uses them often and because it's less noticeable to be learnt outside of Earthbread... (And maybe a sense of mercy as being the less ruthless spell he'd learn and the one specially self taught and not forced upon by the W¡¿#C)

He's a mess unworthy and tainted with so much blood- Jam on his dough... Why did he survive, even he doesn't know.. Perhaps a way to torment him further from what he is and what he's made off...

Overall, I hope this long yapping is enough to make up for my late reply 😭🙏

I've been getting too busy lately with school... Im sorry🥹

Oh and if there's any typo srry😔

polygamous lovelies!! i can't chose one ship so they may kiss eachother. Since they have plaqued my mind and i am unable to operate without drawing them every single day

+ played around with pure vanillas design and FINALLY figured out what i'll (hopefully) use more consistently from now on. ( his hat is so annoying to draw so let's just pretend it never existed ♥ )

extra image of them :P

CondensedMilkAU

The condense milk is stuck in my head but I imagine this goes is mini arcs and we’re just in the BlueberryMilk Arc

This AU I’m pretty sure others already had a similar concept but this one primarily focuses on the Sage of Truth, juggling his duty as the Sage and a “mother” of two young cookies while also fighting with his burnt out from both his passion for the truth and his loneliness.

Nutshell of the Arcs:

Burnt Out

This is the beginning of SoTs crash out phase in where he left like he knows too much and is tired of answering others question. He almost fallen to the deserve for something more fun like deceit, he remember Truthless Recluse and what he became. He then tries to take a break from being a Sage and files for leave, his wise enough that rest is essential even if they’re immortal.

Escapism

He uses his “leave” to observe ordinary peoples life is like, he begins to envy their easy life. He then question himself if it really is easy, if their life really is easy as he proclaimed so he had an idea

Eyes of a liar

He disguises himself as a regular blueberry cookie with a simple back story. He struggled a lot being a regular citizen while pretending to be clueless but his charms manage to make the folks familiar with him easily. He is now one with the townsfolk and is nickname as the Mommy figure due to him accidentally lecturing some people with wisdom accidentally from time to time but they think it’s just “her” kind and caring nature hitting in and not him being smart

HonestFacade

During his time as a regular blueberry cookie he stumble upon a young black sapphire cookie who is working as a shoe shiner, he and the cookie bonded over the fact they love gathering information from clients and agree “all knowledge is good knowledge”. When the Sage warm up to the young cookie he then decided to adopt him and his sister. Though initially black sapphire rejects it and had a debate with the Sage, he lost that debate and the Sage was victorious. Black Sapphire didn’t really feel bad losing but relief he finally have some help with life and he can have some free time for once.

Blueberry Milk

When SoT sees the posters from his actual town of their concern as to where their Sage went, that’s where he realized his been gone for almost a year. He cant abandon this new life he made or his duty as Sage but he scuffs thinking he can balance both of this life with magic but his body seems to feel like it’s not ready to return… yet he has to.

He returns and people celebrate his return but that’s where black sapphire also connect the dots together about his mama. He knows for a fact his mama is hiding something and she is smarter than she let on. The young cookie is good at reading people and now that it makes sense these two are the same person, he now feels not betrayed but intrigued.

He also told Candy Apple cookie because shes a simp for the Sage and she goes nuts but agrees to remain quiet about knowing the truth for the Sages sake.

The events of the HonestFacade Arc made the Sage a bit open to new questions, having the value of time in his mind and unfortunately insecurities he didn’t realize he had like “Once the kids are all grown up or..crumble of old age. Who am I going to share my life with?”. His new thoughts of eternal loneliness begins to plague his usual routines.

And thats about it. I only made this to have an excuse to draw a tired SoT or soon to be wrecked or comfort SoT. Please don’t kill me

Also bonus:

HWUAAAAAAAAAAA someone got the same idea of Gingerbrave's candycane being some sickle thing💕love all their equipment designs and them as whole💝🙏

BRAVEGANG!! EXPLODE THOSE CHILDREN 💥💥

YASSSSSS

Burningcheese dump because I love them and Twitter doesn’t deserve them 😭

🍁 eat well in autumn, now sleepy time for winter ❄️

Scrumptious details, ate with no crumbs left

swap!au lamb, the carillonneur (i hope i spelled this right) by @yellowflowrs i wanted to draw them for a while now, their design is so fun. it was a blast :D

took some creative liberties with "the god of death" stage mainly because i couldn't make out all the details on ani's sketches of them

god i love this nightmare fuel murder sheep