Nonono...He's Right.

I like to think the reason Awkward Man and Detective look the same is because they're played by the same actor in the meta-narrative.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.

Also Priest is the father of both Fashionable Girl and Policewoman. Psychopath is his brother.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

Was it the eye-socket thing? It was probably the eye-socket thing...

I managed to lose 17 followers tonight so I'm pretty happy about that

Miku suit😳

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Sorry, but the only reliable news source is Destiel Confession Memes and you can't convince me otherwise.

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

Wine, Contempt, Pathology...

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...