#Misty Ghostwrote This

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

I Know You Are, But What Am I?

Apathetic worm

As a slightly below-average person, I can confirm, also this. I'm here to conquer Mt. Everest, not let it conquer me.

I may be biased bc I’m taller than 99.8% of people, but I think when you see an attractive tall woman instead of going “awooga big woman I want her to rail me” you should go “wow she’s tall, I want to bend her over and make her squirm”

I'm sorry, but are you implying that those are two different things?

My posts about women with guns never do as well as my posts about women doing gay sex. What is wrong with today's youth

I like to think the reason Awkward Man and Detective look the same is because they're played by the same actor in the meta-narrative.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

Man, Women are pretty cool. I wish I could, like...draw them or something, y'know?

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

Miku suit😳

OP, y'all good?

more stories where falling in love is a horrifying fate worse than death rather than a source of comfort and hope. more stories where love is understood as a terminal affliction.