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Rick: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Random headcanons because it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want

Charlie:

💛Had his appendix removed

💛 In middle school he used to participate in “roast battles” and “rap battles” but would secretly get all his lines from the internet and pass them off as his own

💛 Has atleast two random tattoos from when he got a bit too drunk in his early twenties

💛 Says he only drinks black coffee to seem cool but orders the girliest drink you could imagine every time

💛 OG RuneScape scammer

💛 Has a Youtube channel where he posts gaming videos and mukbangs from time to time. Around 1k subscribers

💛 A surprisingly decent magician (curtesy of his uncle teaching him as a child)

💛 ^ Fully believed that everything Chris Angel did was real

Pim:

🩷 S tier knitting skills and creates matching ugly sweaters for his friends every Christmas

🩷 Tries his best not to damage wrapping whenever he’s opening a gift and keeps them in a cupboard for reusing

🩷 As a tadpole he wanted to become the tooth fairy when he was older. The thought of making kids all over the world smile made him warm inside (he also assumed that tooth fairy = rich if she just gives money to anyone)

🩷 Allergic to gluten (loser)

🩷 Worked as a clown for a few months in his early twenties. Not many fond memories.

🩷 Got scammed on RuneScape religiously and cried every single time

🩷 Played the tuba in high school band but doesn’t talk about it much

🩷 Takes jury duty a little too seriously

Alan:

❤️ Loves Bob Ross and is a very good painter

❤️ Competed in sudoku tournaments at a National level

❤️ Fish allergy (loser)

❤️ Afraid of the dentist which is why he takes his oral health very seriously so he never has to go

❤️ The “funcle” of his family. The kids think his bluntness is funny and can distract him easily so that they can run off and do their own thing

❤️Retired theatre kid

❤️Successfully replicated the toothpaste cap city from Willy wonka as a tween

❤️ Owns a boat but does not know how to fish and doesn’t even like the water

Glep:

💚 Part time DJ at a local club

💚 Has a masters degree in psychology for whatever reason

💚Wholeheartedly believes in almost every major conspiracy.

💚Pretends to be a child to get discounts and free items

💚 Is a member of a small dnd group that meets every Friday night

💚 Amazing singer but never knows the lyrics so he just makes up his own

💚I can honestly see him smoking some of that good stuff with Charlie after work

💚 Steals coworkers lunch from the fridge and does not feel bad about it

oooh I'll make fanart 🙏🙏 trust

No one on this GODFORSAKEN app EVER wants to draw Glep doing a handstand. What am I supposed to do.

BRO YA'LL SHOULD CHECK OUT THEIR ART NEOWWW IT'S SO GOOD TRUST ME 🙏🙏🗣🔥

Allan doodles but I made him into some kind of animal

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Hey i was wondering if you could do radford x rick and make it fluff/sfw? If not then that's fine :)

My popcorn is bitter

Radford x Rick

Tw/ Depression and suicidal thoughts.

( As always, a mini PSA. If you or someone you love is experiencing thoughts of suicide, I strongly encourage you or that person to get help asap. I know for a fact someone in this wide world wants you to be alive. My dms are always open if you need someone to talk to )

"Check in"

It was another of those late nights. The nights where Rick just lied in bed...awake. Just staring at that white, now very darkish grey looking, ceiling. The bed was comfortable, but no amount of pillows or soft blankets could ever erase his thoughts.

His thoughts? Yeah...thoughts of why am I even here? or should I stay alive if I serve zero purpose?. Those thoughts were consistent, like a weed in a beautiful garden. And no matter how hard Rick tried and tried to get rid of those thoughts...nothing helped.

He sat up...and was considering. Considering everything that came to this point...

Just then...his phone rang. He looked over...Radford was calling him....Eh, why not say goodbye to him, thats what Radford at least deserved.

Rick picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

Rick heard Radford's excited and nerdy voice coming from the other side of the phone.

"Yo! Rick! Sorry if I woke you up this late, but guess what!"

Rick sighed. He felt bad he was gonna leave such a sweet guy behind...at least it'll be the last person and he was okay with that.

"What?"

"I ended up getting and saving enough and...I want you to go to The Rainbow Bullets show with me!"

Huh...he wanted Rick to see some random rock concert with him...But why Rick? Radford has other friends...Like Kevin. Kevin's clearly more worthy.

"No...its fine..."

Rick could somehow hear Radford's pout from the other end.

"But Riiick! I've been wanting you to come with me! I know how much you love them and I wanna spend time with you! Pleeeeaaase?"

...

"Rick?"

Rick realized he was just staring and responded.

"But why me? I don't even have money.."

"Well thats because you keep quitting...But still! I wanna take you! I have enough to take us, don't worry about the money. Just..please, will you go with me? Pleeeaaase?"

Dammit Radford...he sounded just like his brother.

Rick gave it some thought...fine.

"Oh alright. I'll go with you. Just let me drive for us, its the least I can do"

Rick heard Radford's very hushed "yesss!", which did make him smile a bit.

"Cool! I'll meet you after my shift, okay?"

"Kay"

"Alright. I'll go so you can sleep. Goodnight Rick! I love you!"

Before Rick responded, Radford had already hung up.

That left Rick just staring at his phone screen. Radford...dammit Radford. Why did Radford even say he loved Rick? Surely, surely that was accidental. No one loved Rick...

His phone buzzed again with a text from Radford. It was the directions to the place where this concert would take place, plus an extra message.

Radford ☆: Oh yeah. I'm sorry about the whole love you thing

Radford ☆: But I mean it! >:D

Radford ☆: I LOVE YOU DUDE!!! <33

Radford ☆: Alright alright you gotta sleep. How else are you gonna get energy to party tomorrow?!

Radford ☆: alright. Goodnight! I love you! Don't you forget that! >:))). Okay love you!!!

Rick: love you too

Rick put down his phone. Every and all thoughts of considering just fizzled out. Fine...he can spend one day with Radford at some concert.

He rolled back into bed and got under the covers. It seemed that that bed was much more comfortable this time around.

Instead of thoughts of a life without him, now it was just what to wear to that concert...and how the hell did Radford make him feel...whatever the hell he was feeling.

Whatever...he'll see Radford tomorrow and that was all that was important right now. And for the first time in a while, Rick went to sleep without those backstabbing thoughts in his head.

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