“So You’re Telling Me You Can’t Die?” “No, I’m Telling You I Can’t Stay Dead. There’s

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a comic about being bigender, and bisexual, by me! happy pride everyone.

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

my DEMON of a cat RIPPED UP MY BED. Do your cats do this???

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

Most immortals become the angsty “everyone I have ever loved is gone” kind of immortal. You, on the other hand, instead took it upon yourself to be a loving presence to entire generations of your chosen family, because they are descended from someone you once loved long ago.

I was at a ren faire with my mom and I saw a belt with cool leather pouches on it for $3759 and I whispered to her, “You know, if it weren’t for the price tag I’d totally get that,” and she was like “Go for it! It’s only $3000! That’s nothing!” And I was like *surprised pikachu face*.