LMFAOOO GET HIS ASS

Did you know that some eels express their interest in mating by opening their mouths really wide? You might not know… But Jade and Floyd sure do.

Mc drinks morning coffee in Mostro Longue *

MC: * Yawns *

* Congratulations! You have successfully summoned Jade and Floyd *

Jade: Oh Mc did it… You know what that might mean Floyd.

Floyd: Yeeeee shrimpy is finally willing to mate. Now we just have to take care of the competitors * smiley *

Mc: * trying to ignore the two horny eels *

Floyd: Floyd: Yeee Shrimpy and us are in a relationship now!

Jade: Isn't that so Mc?

Mc: Jade we have this same conversation almost every time I come here for my morning coffee. The answer is still no. I don't want to mate… The only thing I want is to drink this overpriced coffee in peace.

* Congratulations! You have successfully summoned Azul *

Azul: Did I hear someone complaining about the price of coffee?

Mc: *Mumbles* I'm going to get my own coffee maker

Poor Mc...

Happy Holidays~~! 🎄🥂✨

Merry Christmas everyone, please treat yourselves and have a hearty meal :)

twst Incorrect quote #282

Random narrator: “This is MC. MC loves their personal space.”

*Floyd hugging MC tightly*

Random narrator: “This is Floyd. Floyd also loves MC’s personal space.”

A ridiculous TikTok I did the other day, Floyd is a brat lmao

Jade brings home a mountain chicken 🐸

Yt version:

I feel very safe.

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

Crewel: Ive decided that I won't punish you pups.

Ace and Deuce: Thank god.

Crewel: The Prefect will.

Yuu:(In the distance) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle dumbass!

Crewel: God, help you.

Ace: Please just whip us or something!

Deuce: Am I Dee or dumbass?

Vil and Leona hanging out.

Me: *sighing and watching them happily*

Vil: stop slouching. And staring.

Leona: got something to say herbivore?

Me: I support this *points at them both* your a cute couple

Vil & Leona: were not dating.

Me: not yet. But I will be your biggest supporter.

Vil and Leona flirting

Me: *watching happily*

Jamil: *walks up to talk to them then heads my way*

Me: *growls, death glares and walks off*

Jamil: did she...

Leona: don't take it personal.

Vil: she just ships us and probably sees you as a threat to it

Jamil: am I?

Me: yes and no! You three altogether will make a beautiful trouble and I support it. But that's just to much pretty together. Leave a hotty for the rest of us. *stomps off*

Yuu: Do you really have to blackmail me?

Azul: How do you expect me to get your attention?

Yuu: Uh, ask?

Azul: And risk judgment and rejection? Heavens no.