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re: singing in the shower

so i know that there are some musical songs that aren’t easy to sing especially while you’re soaking wet (no) but there are some that, while in the shower, when you sing sounds absolutely amazing

(in chinese we have a word for this it’s called 爽 but i have NO idea how to translate that)

so i figured i’d make things easier by listing out the best musical songs to sing in the shower, a top ten buzzfeed article

solo songs:

michael in the bathroom

dead girl walking (sorta solo)

waving through a window

words fail

apex predator (sorta solo)

i’d rather be me

santa fe

good kid

i’m breaking down

wait for it

you’ll be back/what comes next

freeze your brain

loser geek whatever

not solo songs but can still be managed by one person (tried and true):

more than survive

four jews in a room bitching

the thrill of first love

sincerely, me

requiem

good for you

only us

beautiful

candy store

the campfire song

drive

bring on the monsters

the world will know

once and for all

cell block tango

you’d need an ensemble in the bathroom but if you really try hard enough and you don’t have asthma:

non-stop

the smartphone hour

this had better come to a stop

falsettoland

carrying the banner

meant to be yours

seasons of love

but mostly non-stop

if you know spanish:

in the heights

blackout

if you’re currently undergoing puberty:

march of the falsettos

((feel free to add to the list in the reblogs

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