James Griffin Looks Like He’s That Kid At Sleepovers From That John Mulaney Bit Who After Midnight

Me: *banging pots and pans while screaming* Go and Look it up. the poor guys head is spinning

These week on I have nothing better to do before the new year.

Widowmaker: ok let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves… I’m going to go first. I hate you.

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Lucio: caterpiller rave! *Beep boxes*

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S76: you may now kiss the bride

Sombra: astrict nuzzle and kisses astrict

D.Va: XD

S76: *looking into the camera like in the office*

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Angela: after one hour of trying to put Jamison to sleep. Jamison, no! Come here!

Junkrat: *sliding down the stairs on his stomach, laughing*

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Junkrat: Mako pass this idiot!

*They speed pass a mech with Hammond in it*

Junkrat: oh my god-

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Genji, running up to Jesse

Jesse, backing away from the dishwasher: please!… Jesus christ…

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Winston, eating a PB sandwich in front of the camera in his safari skin: I’m set for the day. I got me a peanut butter sandwich

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Sombra, holding a silica gel pack: Do Not Eat. Well looks like I won’t be eating these silica gel guys *air quotes, laughing*

Moira, an hour later filming Sombra in the hospital bed

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Reaper, putting every fountain drink in one cup then splashing it on his mask: fuck you

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Jesse: bro can I get a sip of that water?

Moira: it’s not water…

Jesse: vodka! I like your style-

Moira: it’s vinegar

Jesse: wot

Moira: it’s vinegar pussy

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Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

Ashe: hell yeah!

Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

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Jesse: so I’m sitting there… Bbq sauce on my titties

Sombra, starts laughing: wah- *falls to the ground laughing*

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Moira: he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now you’re gone.

Gabriel: I’m gone.

Moira: now go chop his dick off!

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Amelie, in her mind: what do you want from me?

Widowmaker, eating a KitKat without breaking them

Amelie, sobbing: please.. just stop!

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Sombra, running through the halls from a Moira orb following behind, while she yells and has “she’s a maniac” playing in the background

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Moira, calling Reaper: I’m here open up..

Reaper:…. As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner…

Moira: open the fucking door!

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Sombra: hey Hana wanna go to the dance with me?

Dva: I’ve said no five times get a clue

Sombra, grabs Clue: hey hana-

Dva, trying not to laugh: goddammit-

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Dva: -fruit

Angela: yeah it’s healthy… What’s not healthy?

Dva: mom! Get my nuts! Get my nuts!!

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Moira, walking into lunchroom towards reaper and sombra: hola Buenos dias boys and girls

Reaper and Sombra: hola….

Moira: Sombra. Como estas?

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Lucio: ayo cut the music… Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet! Who the fuck want to die-

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Sombra: smack cam!

Amelie, grabbing a knife: bitch I hope the fuck you do. You’d be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!

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Moira: low-key nobody likes you

Reaper: but high key that makes me feel like shit…

Moira: low key wish I cared

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Moira, applying her banshee make-up on

Angela, walking in: oh good you’re not busy..

Moira: actually angela.. I am busy…

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Sombra: I almost got hit by a car, but the bright side of it is-

Reaper: there is no bright side until you enter the tunnel…

Sombra: look hot topic is that way-

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Zenyatta: ok listen here bitch I’m sick of it. I am sick of it. *pulling out a tazer*

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Moira, being interrogated by overwatch: no off topic questions… Because I don’t want to… No- theres no! Permission denied- that’s an off topic question! Next? You have been stopped.

Jacob: That’s ridiculous, I’m not in love with Ezekiel.

Cassandra, ducking: Whoa, your bullshit almost hit me.

Jacob: Did…

Jacob: Did you seriously just fucking duck?

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sorry to say this but not every act of protest is meant to be palatable. actually scratch that, to protest is to disrupt, it's to inconvenience, it's to make you unable to ignore the protesters message, it's priority should never be its palability.

Honestly I think Tyrus is the 2018 version of chyan

Think with me, sassy basketball players falls for drama kid?

More than that, their path is almost identical.as characters they’re very similar. Ryan being flamboyant, focused on fashion and drama, just like Cyrus, though never admitted gay. Chad on the other hand is mainly focused on basketball and hates Sharpay, ( in this case Buffy) at first seen as just another jock, we learn about his difficulty at school (he probably has ADHD and is hyperactive, being that his focus changes all the time, and yet he keeps on trying to be good enough), and then is seen as a kind friend and an actually good person after proven wrong of his prejudices.

HSM 1 /ANDI MACK SEASON 1

They don’t interact at all, I mean, Chad wouldn’t even be there if it wasn’t for his friendship with Troy. And Ryan is just there as emotional support for Sharpay, much as Cyrus’s story on season one focused on him being a friend for the GHC.

HSM 2/ ANDI MACK SEASON 2

Character development!! They both get to know each other, despite Sharpay’s views on the subject (wich are let on really early on their friendship, she doesn’t approve). Chad gets to dance (or be kind/himself) thanks to Ryan, and Ryan proves his worth as more than just a support character for his sister, and that whole “I don’t dance” thing is just to much for one not to anylise, as well as the next scene were they both exchanged clothes. I mean, if we had been given more scenes you bet your ass we could’ve seen Chad teaching Ryan how to play basketball.

HSM 3/ ANDI MACK SEASON 3

DISNEY IS AFRAID TO SHOW HEALTHY NON-HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS! THEY MADE RYAN SUDDENLY HAVE A CRUSH ON A CLEARLY LESBIAN CHARACTER (KELSEY WAS OBVIOUSLY HAVING THE HOTS FOR SHARPAY).

I hope that season three of Andi Mack will bring us some joy and Tyrus kisses, because it has been years of waiting for us to be able to see a gay relationship between teens/tweens on Disney channel. Representation matters, sexual representation is almost as important as racial representation, especially for kids to see other lgbtqa kids that are not defined by their sexuality, but don’t hide it like it is something bad.

you know that scene where they pan up Ezekiel’s ripped torso at the end of And The Tears of a Clown and in the middle of the gratuitous John Kim fanservice, they cut to Jake’s reaction? which is him rocking back as he looks up at Ezekiel with wide eyes? And then the camera carries on traveling up his pecs until we reach his smug smile?

I don’t know who it is, but someone in the editing room is smiling to themselves