Got new models this one is my favourite
Yeah I know that the photos in the drawing aren't even it's hard to fix it now
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Not that good at backgrounds kinda like this one even though it's really boring
God I can't believe that I have to make this post, I don't hate billford fans or billford, can everyone stop making things up about me which isn't true at all. Look I do not care what people ship, and I'm not trying to be mean
POV: Fiddleford
Tonight was the night when I quit the project, couldn't take it anymore even being outside of Fords house was a nightmare. Luckily I have a solution to all my problems, forgetting Stanford Pines.
The memory gun was always in my pocket, so I got the gun out my pocket and started to write Stanford pines in the machine. Put the gun up to my head then suddenly I get a touch on my shoulder, instinctly I pointed the gun on the guy or thing who touched my shoulder and fired.
Finally I get to see the guy who was behind me, it was Stanford himself which surprised me, why was he out here? Wasn't he trying to "changed the world" with the stupid machine we made. Wait oh no, I realised that I wiped Stanford entire mind, I only fired the gun because people aren't supposed to know about the memory gun, unless I tell them. This is so dumb now I have to help him again, I hate this man so much but I don't hate him enough to leave him confused and lost.
He looks at me confused just standing here, then he asked "who am I, who are you, where am I?" This gave me a brilliant idea, I can just get Stanford my to do my bidding and destroy the portal. I giggled a bit "well look who's silly, your Stanford Pines and you must of hit your head, when you were trying to take down the portal?"
Stanford looked more confused "What portal? Are you a friend of mine?" I couldn't contain my laugher "of course I'm your friend, itās Fiddleford, you like to call me Fidds" mmmm maybe I shouldn't of told him my nickname. "Now let's get you back in my house and check for any head injuries" oh gosh I'm so hilarious, pretending his house is my house "Fidds your such a good friend, I'm so lucky to have a friend like you" okay that does make me feel guilty, I shouldn't of lied than but it's too late now, why is he being so gullible, was he always gullible and I didn't notice?
We had back to the house, I got Stanford in the bathroom, got a damp towel and pretend to clean off his fake head wound. He was blushing for some reason and I was too, what the hay is going on, why am I feel warm in the head. "Um once I bandage your injury and turn off the portal, we will head to bed eeeerrrrr Okay" Ford looks up at me all bright eyes, gosh I never notice how beautiful Ford's eyes were. "Oh that's an excellent idea, your so amazing and smart"
Wait why is Stanford being so nice to me, I know he's memory isn't here, but when ever I did patch him up he would usually just look at the floor than leave when done, usually when he does say nice things about me he doesn't tell me, he would just write in down. "Um thanks, well now I got your taken care of"
POV: Stanford pines
Today Staley is out all day trying to get some babeās, that means Iām all by myself on the boat which is great because I have something that even Stanley doesnāt know about, GOD if Stanley finds out I wonāt know what do with my self. To most people itās disgusting but to me itās the most wonderful thing in the world, even the thought of it makes me squall with excellent.
You see Iām a bit of collector what am I collecting, I ask in my head well roaches of course every stop we go to I collect the roaches, all round the world we had been. Of course I kill roaches when I put them in my big old box, Iām not a monster you see. Stan would ask me sometimes what the box was for, I would laugh and say a lot of scientific papers, Stanley would always buy it. Which always did me feel very guilty but I know he would never understand, none would.
Funny thing I actually hate roaches but why would you collect them if you hate them soooo much, I would usually hear a voice in my head say. Well after weirdmageddon I started imaging bill and his henchman as roaches, I mean, I had to go for the head so Stanley could beat him. The roaches are a reminder of the torture I had to go throw when I was with bill, I wanted to kill him so badly, I tried to kill him so many times he would always, just keep living no matter how hard I tried. I know itās inhumane to just kill roaches who didnāt do anything wrong, but it makes me have less painful panic attacks, Stanley would try and comfort me when I was having a panic attack, but he isnāt the best at comforting me.
As I was hugging the box a terrifying idea came to mind, what if I just ate the cockroaches I mean itās just a waste if I donāt. Suddenly I opened the box and grabbed with my six Fingers, a hand full of roaches and than stuffed them in my mouth, a couple go on the floor. Donāt know what I was expecting but it tasted disgusting, I wanted to vomit so terribly but I didnāt, I kept eating until none was in my mouth. Putting the ones on the floor back into the box, than I realised how utterly unnecessary that was, I didnāt even wash them or cook them image how many diseases here could be on here.Suddenly I felt powerful now, felt like I could do anything now, I know this odd but I wanted to keep eating them, of course next time I would have clean and cook them.
Putting the box under the bed where I would usually put.Finally Stanley came back I acted like nothing happened, I asked him how was his day he said it was alright, than he asked me what was I doing when he was away. I simply said trying to catch new fish to write in my journal, he told me that he would be away for the day again but tomorrow we will be sailing again. This is really a bad thing to think but I got kind of excited at the thought he would be away, and I would be able to eat my roaches again. Looking at me all worried just to ease him I told him, that I was just excited to do ānerd stuffā he looked at me again liked he understood.
The day was finally here, I said my goodbyes to Stanley as he walked away out of sight I ran as fast as I can to the bedroom, got the box under my bed to the kitchen. And started to wash the roaches than got the pan put oil in it, turned the stove on lighted the match going to wait a while so the oil can spread out. Now thinking about how am I going to do this, than an idea popped in my head what if I made a roach sandwich, it was a brilliant idea, got the pot with water on. Putting two normal sized roaches in here to boil, than got out two big roaches and put them on the pan. When the roaches where done I got a plate and putting the roaches which were as big as a average womanās hand, to the plate, than I got the two average sized roaches on the plate as well. Made the big roaches the bead and the other roaches where in the middle.
I'm not finished but hope you like this disgusting fanfic, also I wrote this when I was thinking about eating roaches, yesss I know I'm weird
"I did not have saxual relation with that woman" I was going to do bill because the name but I don't feel like drawing bill
Bro I'm making a skirt it's going to be literally sooo coool
Mostly do gravity falls fanart Make cringe, do cringe. Not going to posted anything sexual it/they/themDon't ask for money, I can barely have enough sometimes to even eat
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