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another comic for the saga

Gwen crashing at Hobie's dimension every single day, telling him everything about Miles like the lovestruck teenager she is and getting excited about Hobie finally meeting Miles.

But then she notices how Hobie is always leaning into Miles' personal space, how he's constantly turning pink around him and how he seems to forget everyone else exists when Miles is around.

And then Gwen pulls Hobie aside, outright glaring at him; Hobie pretends he has no idea what's all that about even though he does.

"NO." She huffs, crossing her arms over her chest.

"No what?"

"You weren't supposed to fall in love with him too!"

"Well, too bad for you, now you have to share."

"NO! Hey, come back here, Hobie! We aren't done yet!"

Watcha got there miles?

The secret Santa is also a cuteee idea…like as Xmas drew closer the HQ had more xmas vibes…and after they drew lots, Miles was Hobie’s secret santa but he had no idea what a anarchism Spider-Man would want for Xmas gift. So he just been sneaking around, making secret inquiries with others while keeping Hobie unknown. Then it came the day when all the Spider-Men were wearing red hats and sat around to open their gifts. Miles opened the one with his name on and found a set of beautiful paint brushes, then Pavitr suddenly jumped out and shouted that’s not my gift for you!(yes Pav was Miles’ secret Santa 👻) and Hobie was like of course not. I switched our gifts. Others started to tease them, causing Miles blushed and awkwardly walked away. When Hobie opened his he found a punk rock album. Miles came and mumbled that this may not be the perfect gift blablabla….Hobie suddenly kissed him and said now it is 🥰🥰

BTW Peter can be Miguel’s secret santa though the boss never participated at the first place. His gift would be an album of Miguel and his daughter and the last page was the three of them. Peter, Mayday &Miguel

spider crew

okay found a picture that gave me so much. Miles or Ganke (most likely Ganke) has a skateboard (and aren’t the fairy lights cute? I like to think Miles did that)

and they got the googly-eye rice cooker, hot water boiler*, the spices(?)/sauces, the fully stocked mini-fridge, AND a record player (that’s for sure Aaron’s influence on Miles)

AND look at Ganke’s setup. It’s crazy. There’s no way Ganke985 isn’t real. How much did this shit cost.

Their whiteboard that I didn’t show is also very cool, the little “fighting godzilla” drawings under all those equations is perfect. There’s also some shelves for shoes, really love that Miles actually is a sneakerhead :3

Miles: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Hobie: I know, whenever I'm near the person I like I turn pink.

Miles: But you're always turning pink?

Hobie: ...

Hobie: Yeah, don't think about that too hard, mate.

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

All the punkflower girlies, listen up!

We have the opportunity to be the Most Cringe TM and add Electric Touch to our Punkflower/Hobie Brown/Miles Morales playlists

There is nothing more punk than adding whatever the fuck we want to our fanmade playlists, regardless of if it's actually punk rock or not

So go forth! Stick it to those canon gatekeepers! Embrace the chaos! Add Taylor Swift songs to your Spiderverse playlists! Live in the moment!

Don't worry about the gatekeepers who'll sit there whinging about how "Hobie wouldn't listen to that!"

Because

🌸Who cares🌸

Hobie is not a real person. Miles is not a real person. We can do whatever we want and we're not hurting anyone

Remember that the opinions of people on the internet, no matter how passionate they seem to be, are irrelevant in the real world

I finally got around to checking out Punkflower edits on tiktok and people there are so annoying. Leave Punkflower fans alone and go after flowerfang fans, that’s the real crime here. How many times does someone have to say that Hobie isn’t an adult for it to get through??

I don’t even get where they’re coming from. Hobie looks like a teenager to me.

i need more punkflower fics where hobie is hopelessly in love with miles to the point it makes him stupid

hobie’s got a variety of pet names for miles. at first, miles wasn’t really big on pet names, but whenever he hears hobie call him something silly like “love” or “pretty” its OVER for him. bonus if hobie calls him brooklyn boy. brooklyn boy is so cute more fics needa use it

i've been thinking about hobie spiderverse since i came out of the movie theater, about how on a superficial level he acts like every other stereotypically alt character, stealing and instigating and bantering and being chaotic and rebellious and looking Cool™ but on a second look it's so so clear that every single thing he does is motivated by kindness and compassion towards his friends in general and miles in particular, and that's so viscerally truly punk of him

the already famous palm suggestion that makes miles break out of miguel's containment thing. miles initially reads this as condescending but hobie's genuinely trying to help

already he's looking out for miles by trying to keep him away from hq, a place where he knows miles isn't welcome and might be in danger

now, they get to hq and he immediately starts lifting stuff to homebrew a watch for miles, a guy he's known for five minutes (bc you can't convince me he didn't already have a bunch prepped for gwen and the other spider-people he trusts). he even lampshades it with the line above.

he's questioned miles' motives to join the spider society and he knows they're the same as his own: it's literally just to get a watch, to have a means to travel dimentions, to see his friends, to build community. he's already made the decision to grant that ability to miles without subjugating him to the oppressive restrictions and requirements of the spider society. at this point we know he's strongly ideologically opposed to the society and he later in this scene admits he's only there to look out for gwen, just like miles

this one makes me insane. it's a "are you safe at home in your dimension? do you have one? do you need a place to stay?" bc we know he's given one to gwen, who's not safe and does not have nice parents and has been crashing in hobie's dimension for the previous months

and then he tries again to warn miles off the spider society

and when push comes to shove and all the other spider-people are set on stopping miles from going home and changing his timeline he's the only one in miles' corner

btw notice how the palms thing is the first and last thing he says to miles in this film?

anyway. he was in this movie for like 15 minutes tops, showed up exclusively to hype up his friends and protect them by whatever means necessary, adoption papers and illegal interdimensional tech included, and he looked that cool the whole time while doing it. most character ever.

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

Hobie finding a cat in the middle of a mission.

Hobie holding up the cat: I will name you Sunflower jr. You can share a bed with Mayhem

Random dumbass villain trying to attack Hobie and the cat: PREPARE TO DIE

Miles single handle beating the living shit out the villain: Hobie, I love your love for stray animals but please focus!

Hobie looking at the half dead villain on the ground: on what? It seems like you did everything.

Miles rolling his eyes

Hobie opening a portal to his dimension: Now come on, we have to introduce Sunflower jr. to Mayhem.

Miles: oh dear lord

🤨? What do you mean this didn’t happened in the movie?

(ID: A video slideshow of 3 images depicting Miles and Earth 42 Miles. Miles is tied up to a punching bag. 42 miles’ claw is in a tight fist on the left of his face.

In text bubbles:

Miles: AHH! Don’t point that claw in my face!

(Pause)

Miles: … is you LGB(t) ‘cause your claw pink-

42 Miles: it’s PURPLE.)

He was a punk she did ballet: ❌

He and she are both punks and have a crush on a same art baby: ✅

Doodles doodles doodles

Miles: Hobie's been helping me out a lot. He comes like 4 times a week.

Pav: 4 times? Wow, Hobie must be in love with you.

Miles: WHAT?

Hobie: Pav you and I both know I have the ability and willingness to throw you.

Pav: He's threatening me but notice how he didn't deny the "in love with you" part

Hobie: PAV!

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

Punkflower flowerpunk punkflower flowerpunk…

yeah

played w desaturation of colors :3 i like how it looks !!!!!!! wawawa

*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry