Jackofsometrades - Jack

They are meant to be, your honor.

what a time to be alive

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

Rip guys

ohhh well.. I really liked Wally's design!! and I even tried to draw it

I LOVE THEMMMMMMM theyre so goofy

Miguel: well at least you're sensible

Noir, barely eighteen, been broken out of prison, has killed a man and will do it again, just bit someone, building a bomb: sure. Sensible.

a snake is wrapped around the Paladin's neck and crawling into her mouth

Paladin: ...right, I'm going to bite down.

Rogue: Ooh, that's gotta be an automatic hit! Since it's in her mouth?

DM: Yep, roll damage.

Paladin: Hang on. This is a physical attack. And we've established it's weak to radiant damage.

Paladin: I cast my last Divine Smite. Through my teeth.

table erupts with utter glee

DM: Oh, that's clever.

Ranger, crowing: Divine Bite!

Pavitr: ❌ NO BRITISH PEOPLE ALLOWED ❌

Hobie: exists

Pavitr: one (1) british person allowed

I heard a tiktok audio and these two beamed right into my brain so I had to draw it after days of it bouncing around. (I know there isn’t a beach nearby this was just to funny) At least the two had fun.