Crime

I heard a tiktok audio and these two beamed right into my brain so I had to draw it after days of it bouncing around. (I know there isn’t a beach nearby this was just to funny) At least the two had fun.

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

I Lied anyways dog hobark brown and meow morales

🤨? What do you mean this didn’t happened in the movie?

(ID: A video slideshow of 3 images depicting Miles and Earth 42 Miles. Miles is tied up to a punching bag. 42 miles’ claw is in a tight fist on the left of his face.

In text bubbles:

Miles: AHH! Don’t point that claw in my face!

(Pause)

Miles: … is you LGB(t) ‘cause your claw pink-

42 Miles: it’s PURPLE.)

need more fics of Hobie’s body language giving away how much he’s into Miles, without him realizing. not necessarily talking about him turning pink, but him leaning into things, and reaching out to touch him in little ways

idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.

Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?

Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.

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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:

Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...

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Flash: batman… who is this?

Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.

Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!

Batman: her name is robin

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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?

Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.

Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!

Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

Okay fine! *polys your Spider people*

Hobie, Gwen, Miles, and Pavitr are in a polygamous relationship now and they are all happy together and nobody can stop me