Will This Get Flagged?

Nikolai is the type to own a furby and just skin the bastard. Why? Because he wanted to. He would then leave the skinless monstrosity in someone’s room. (Probably Sigma’s) and just watch the poor victim panic as the furby begins speaking in a demonic voice.

Kira: why are you so big!?

Ais: *smirks* wanna see what else is big?

Kira: Gods no!

Noctis about Diana

Diana is my age and we went to school together. She became overprotective of Prompto and when this one girl began making fun of him, Dia brought a homemade reverse bear trap from the Saw movies to school and put it on the girl. The class and the girl start panicking and the trap goes off. Turns out it wasn't real but a prop she made and it squirts out this red liquid all over her. The thing dyed her skin red for a month. Cor was watching over Dia and he was not pleased by her action. She was on a month long training punishment with him. Best thing is, the girl left Prompto alone. Also Dia is banned from horror movies due to concern she will do what the killers do so Ignis had to take all of them away. I have them now and I let her watch them since her commentary is amazing!

Somnus: Ardyn! Brother! Help me!

Ardyn: Long live the king. *throws Somnus' hands off the edge*

Somnus: *falls off the bed*

*random person screams "noooo"*

Bahmut: We are leaving the future in their hands?

Prompto: *six year old* Santa's watching you!

Ardyn: he stopped watching me after the last three hundred years for his safety of his mental state.

Kunikida: *looking through Dazai’s phone* You nicknamed everyone on your phone. How the hell do you know who’s who?

Dazai: I sometimes forget names so what?

Kunikida: Who the hell is “Hot blonde in glasses”?

Dazai: DON’T CALL THA-

*Kunikida’s phone rings*

Dazai:

Kunikida:

Dazai: I love you?

Kunikida: Run.

Dat booty

I appreciate everything from this mod. Prompto’s cute butt, his legs, the earrings, the general badassery.

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

Nikolai sending this to his friend/victims

Leander: *holding Kira* Are you still mad at me?

Kira: YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A DOG!