Just Ate A Ritz Savory Cracker

I listened to all of Epic the musical yesterday because my friend had been recommending it to me for like three months and y'all it was so good I should have listened to her sooner

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YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

This is what happens when you want to celebrate your best friend's birthday... And he doesn't.

prev is actually a 300 year old vampire

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Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Decided to watch the AGGGTM TV show after having read the books back in September. Disappointed a couple things were changed, but is not a bad adaptation (*cough*percy jackson movies*cough*) Definitely looking forward to season 2.

au where everything is the same except percy gets new relatives on paul's side

a little old grandma who feeds him and gives him money to buy everything he never could when he was poor growing up

everytime she sees him, she babies him and tells him how tall he's gotten and complains about how skinny he is (she is also #1 percabeth shipper)

a grandpa who fought in the army and trades war stories with percy

who also ADORES annabeth and loves having intellectually challenging conversations with her about architecture, philosophy, mathematics, literally everything

an aunt who helped sally throughout her pregnancy with estelle which makes sally cry because she didn't have anyone when she was carrying percy

sally crying again because she's never had a parent figure since her uncle died and now paul's parents are all over her with their affection and acceptance (especially once they find out about the greek world)

a cool older cousin who ruffles percy's hair, teams up with annabeth to make fun of him, plays video games with him (annabeth teases percy that despite saving the world multiple times, he still wants to impress said cousin but still finds it cute how percy is adjusting to being the little brother for once)

when percy goes missing, all of them team up and consider marching up to olympus to kill the gods for kidnapping their new little baby boy

then after the events of hoo they adopt all of the seven

and they literally have to buy a bigger table because of the big family dinners they all have

and percy's just like 🥲 maybe relatives don't need to be out to ruin your life and traumatise you 24/7?

I GOT JESUS IM SCARED Y'ALL

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

Tell me why when I said I got a 68 on my geometry test 2 people (who haven't taken the test yet) looked at each other and said "WE'RE COOKED!??!"

Hell yeah!