Romantic Sft Headcannons About HABIT

"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon is Gengar. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. he ate a baby. his animal motif is a rabbit. hes kind of based off donnie darko. he talks to his cats in a baby voice. he wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. hes 5'3. he hacked a girls tumblr blog. he added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. he named a chainsaw rex. he torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. his name comes from an animal collective song. theres a canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". Hes like ten tumblr sexymen traits rolled into one. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like Bill Ciphers first year on HRT. For some fucking reason i associate the song Cake By The Ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.

there’s something so autistic about the riddler as a character. the frustration of having no one really see you, the need to prove yourself smarter and cleverer than all of them to make up for the fact that you could never fit in with them, the compulsive joy of forcing others to play by your rules, the obsession with truth and answers, the comfort of having your own space where you’re in control, the fear of inadequacy, the isolation and loneliness, the need to be acknowledged in your reality to be satisfied but never able to reach that satisfaction.

Me reading the sweet comments yall leave under my writing

What am about to say is gonna make a lot of people mad but i cant stand those post that are nsft pictures and nudes and they tag every single popular tag in the world in it mostly aesthetics and different type of subcultures even tho it haves nothing to do with the picture no matter if somebody wants it to be this way or not tumblr will always been filled with teenagers and there is a reason why different warnings and nsft hastags exist for your post not to end up in the wrong place like seriously you posting a nude picture and just putting the tag 'girlblogging' is one of the worst things you can do these teen girl blogs are usually 14-16 year olds and with people posting nudes and all kinds of nsft stuff under those hastags spaces like girlbogs and all kinds of non nsft spaces become more and more unsafe and toxic for younger people wich makes a lot of these safe spaces fall apart or scare away new people i can promise you the 14 year old barely teen does not want to see your nudes as she searches up coquette there is a reason for concent labels please use it

Reblog or boost this post to bring more attention to this issue!! Lets try and make tumblr a safe space for new people and everyone!! @deadal1enx3

Good day/ midnight as I'm writing this-

I have no intentions other than terrorize you with my alien oc that i still did not have the full lore yet but I'm working on it (no im not) so here-

Don't mind the empty space that's where the humanoid version would've go, but it was shitty so no-

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Dw i love your drawings fr waiting for the lore for sure🫶

i love being a little freak on tumblr nobody can stop me

hi !! is there any chance you'd write for evan myers and gn reader doing mundane stuff like watching movies, going on dates, or like house chores together?? it can be hcs or a fic doesn't matter I just want him to not experience the horrors for a moment 😭😭

Authors note: OMG ILY ANON AND I LOVE EVAN SM🫶 ive been wanting to write about him for so long and hes my biggest hyperfixaton so this is gonna be one of the longest things ive wrote (hes so me fr) pluss i try to make most of stuff i write gender netural so dw and am not done with this yet so there would be part two or more because i love him so much and i cant stop talking about him

Warning: nothing just them begin happy

Evan is the kind of person whos no matter what you do even if its just cleaning and stuff it wont be boring

Not to mention hes the type of guy who you can call to do basicly ANYTHING and he will tag along no matter what is it

Hes clingy and i bet you that when younare just cooking or washing the dishes he will wrap his arms around you from behind putting his head on your shoulder eather talking about something or just watching you

Also Evan is the type of person who haves the coldest hands ever so he likes to anoy you with putting his hair under your shirt on your waist or stomach but that the fact that his body tempature is always cold can be such a good thing especially in the summer just cuddling aginst him cooling down

He dosent seem like a person to me who would be that into spooning but because i dont know any other cuddling position i will leave that part to your imagination

We all know that he loves horror movies and probably like action movies too (especially on the horror movie part)

If you get scared during a movie he will get VERY COCKY WITH IT and will probably tease and scare you a lot and laugh when you get even more scared

After the movie you two would just cuddle and he would rant about the movie how good it was and everything (even tho he talks during the movie too but gets anoyed when anybody else does it)

He will pull pranks on you a lot acually but they are always harmless and acually funny too

Late night talks with him are the BEST

Just sitting outside at the terrace or porch or whatever do you wanna call it just talking about very deep stuff and life frends childhood whatever you want to talk about honesly he haves very great and deep world views and even tho he dosent seems like it hes a deep thinker

AMAZING COOK

You cant tell me otherwise he works out and payes attention to his health and makes the best meals but when he cooks you better get out of the kitchen he just hates when somebody lingers around and in his way when he cooks

Imagine you two working out togeder AJSHDHAKDNSH

Even if you dont work out just watching him be so focused and gorgeous

Ive heard somebody else say it and i will say it too he lisends to music all the time and so so loudly if you dont enjoy the same music he does he will just lisend to it a bit more quietly

I personality think that his love languages is physical touch and quality time and he enjoys hugging and cuddling more then kisses but eather way he just loves everything you do

He loves you very much and thats all that matters

eyeless jack smut? just anything please 🫡

Authors note: these are gonna be nsft headcanons because i suck ass at writing usuall smut and its a fem reader or at least reader with female anatomy sometimes but idk also it takes me more time to find these widget picture shit i put in my posts then acually writing it am thinking about switching them to anouther color or something but i wanna stay true to my aesthetic idk what do yall think

Warning: smut, demon sex, oral, just nsft stuff and me saying curse words as always

Before he even became a demon he was just a very normal dude and i think his personality stayed the same but just a lot more traimatized so i think for the two of you to acually do anything that takes time not to acually do anything sexual but to remind himself that he still haves human in him and its okay to love somebody

He would be very gentle and slow with you because he would not forgive himself if he acedentally hurted the person he loved

Even if you asked him to be a bit more rought he would try to be rought for you but just it would not work

BUT THE SIZE KINK THO

Kinda no matter how tall or big you are he will probably be bigger then you [in a lot of ways]

He absolutely puts your pleasure first pluss it would take multiple rounds for him to even finish once but if you are into that then you are in luck sweetheart

I dont see him as a person who would be really into you giving him a head but he loooves giving you a head

Agin he puts your pleasure first

His tongue is looooong and he knows how to use it

He likes to eat you out too but he likes to tongue fuck you even more there is a diference

I see him more of a top then anything else but he will bottom for you if you really want to but even then you wont do half the work you usually do

He also haves a breeding kink and am acually not sure if he could get anyone pregnant but that does not mean he wont try

It just gives him a bit of a claim of you yk to know that you belong to him and stuff

No words how much i love this and ive been WAITING for somebody to talk about this i love fem Habit

Why does literally no one talk about canon fem habit… LIKE HELLO ITS RIGHT THERE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE.

I'm going rabbid/pos

I love your writing

Tyyy am really trying my best things have been a little rought thats why ive been taking breaks but everyones suport haves been helping me get trew it love you all (^_^)🫶