I Dont Usually Do Shippy Posts But I Just Wanna Talk Abt These Old Men.

I dont usually do shippy posts but I just wanna talk abt these old men.

Bain and Dallas have such interesting symmetry.

Dallas, a professional criminal, an established name in both the crime world and the civvy world. Clad in suit and tie, smokes cigarettes, likely enjoys alcohol on occasion. Brave, and a leader.

Bain, the "guy in the chair", unknown to most and known to few only as Bain. T-shirt and jeans, prefers to vape, probably drank bong water just to try it. Secretive, but incredibly intelligent.

Both are in their 40's, much past choosing a different career.

Dallas is well-dressed, and likely takes utmost care of himself. His hair is a marble of dark and light, the years evident on his face and in the grey of his locks. Keeps his facial hair and nails trimmed, makes an effort to style his hair.

Bain throws on whatever he can find quickly. His hands and lips are chapped, his hair is pitch black and probably greasy. Likely dyes his hair. Only trims his facial hair when it gets too inconvenient, and chews his nails regularly. Leaves his hair down, it's easier this way.

Nathan Steele would love to have a family one day, and cares for the other heisters diligently.

Bain is lonely. He lives alone, eats alone, and sleeps alone.

Dallas wears a mask, and Bain doesn't need one.

I just think they're neat.

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3 years ago

Re: he/him or male identifying lesbians (as someone who isn't any of those things, this is just what I've seen other say)

Also I just woke up & I dont mean any of this to be rude, I'm just not awake enough to think about tone of text-voice

1 pronouns don't equal gender and you're original wording implied it does so keep that in mind

2 its actually a pretty big thing in butch culture, especially among older butches, to take masculine terms for themselves. I haven't ever seen any reasoning for this outside of potentially just trying to make straight men mad, but I do know its a thing

3 i think "male identifying lesbians", assuming you mean people who identify with no part of womanhood but do still use the lesbian label, would be similar to nonbinary lesbians or anyone who, at some point, was part of the lesbian community before (or while) figuring out gender stuff & still feels a connection to the community and the culture around it. But otherwise the only times I personally have seen a lesbian use masculine terms was in the way in point 2, which is mostly just "this is how people explain things with the words available to them and their own experience with their gender and attraction"

I hope this helps and I'm glad you asked instead of just getting lost in discourse posts because honestly? Its so hard to try to learn anything from just people yelling at each other (and usually with increasingly incorrect information)

Thank you so much, this rly helped. Also, yeah, discourse it just......blegh.

(Also super sorry for implying the whole pronouns=gender thing, twasnt intended)

- Nori

Talking mad shit about an article as a seasoned Alienfucker

SO. The article in question is this:

https://reelrundown.com/movies/The-Top-10-Sexiest-Aliens

I’m going to rant about why it was funny to me in a strangely not funny way. Keep in mind this is written out of sheer boredom, this isn’t supposed to be serious, but I’m criticizing this article because I want to and because its actually bullshit.

So basically the list counts as such:

10. Serleena Xath (Men in Black)

9. Queen Tyr’ahnee (Duck Dodgers)

8. Princess Neytiri (Avatar)

7. Aayla Secura (Star Wars)

6. Ella (Cowboys and Aliens)

5. Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)

4. Leeloo (The Fifth Element)

3. Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica)

2. Darth Talon (Star Wars)

1. Sil (Species)

I sorted them out into four distinct categories.

Talking Mad Shit About An Article As A Seasoned Alienfucker

I reckon you can already see why this is funny to me. Because most of their choices. Don’t look like aliens. You can’t make a list of fuckable aliens and list off aliens that look indistinguishable from humans. That just means you like humans

I can excuse Neytiri and Aayla and Talon, Gamora’ and Tyr’ahnee are on thin ice, but c’mon man. Come on man. At least put some actual aliens for the rest.

I dunno, maybe I just don’t understand the Normal Person Gaze (tm) but if you ask people who I feel like this article is for then Venom would be on there without question.

Anyways. Have a good evening.

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