Shoutout To The Homies Who Make Themselves Carsick On Accident By Spinning In A Swivel Chair Too Much

remember to leave a couple seats open right next to the door so the latecomers can sneak into class without disrupting the lecture babes

keep a little SAND under my pillow for the SANDMAAAAAN

keep a little mail under my pillow for the 🎵mailmannn🎵

the best was actually when my family called me and i hear

"...

birthdayy.

... ...

... ...

birthdayy.

... ... ...

birthdayy

...

...

birthday"

they sang happy birthday to me except the only word they sang was birthday in a semi monotonous tone and they left everything else with an ominous silence

this was, no doubt, the creative genius of my brothers and my dad

PSA (public sippy announcement)

HE WAS ABU IN KINGDOM HEARTS

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

i used to think i would be professional in college

update on this I did teach a person how to drive stick exactly one (1) time and then I proceeded to wreck the car on the freeway

current mood im experiencing

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

ok-do

F

"save as copy" my beloved