Laudna: How Can We Make This Mind-reading Experience More Comfortable For You Ashton? Should I Make You

laudna: how can we make this mind-reading experience more comfortable for you ashton? should i make you a yarn circle?

ashton, sarcastically: yeah maybe we should just hold hands

imogen: oh yeah that could be a good idea! let's hold hands!

ashton: I Was Joking But Now I Have No Choice But To Hold Your Hands, I Guess

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