THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

if Bianca had lived, Hades would have claimed her on Olympus in front of the olympians at the end of the Titan’s curse.

hi this is my favorite tiktok

what's some films i can watch to distract myself from fresh grief? thanks❤️

Scream, Friday the 13th, Penelope, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fast Color, Hearts Beat Loud, Clue, Pride and Prejudice, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Better Off Dead, Constantine, Say Anything, Rubber, Child's Play, Little Miss Sunshine, Saving Face

I still want to write the fic where an outsider has all these preconceptions about what the Force is and then goes into a room with a bunch of Jedi who are tearing into each other like bitchy old academics.

“Ooh, look at Master Structuralist over here with his ever-so-deep ‘everything is attachment actually’ reading”

“I don’t want to hear that from someone who calls every new opinion ‘new depths of their relationship with the Force’”

“The Jedi Order is a social construct–”

“Could you stuff the po-mo and pick up a book once in a while? These aren’t new ideas! You are not a pioneer because you asked one question!”

“I think you could all benefit on more reflection on how our rooting in the Force is actually deeply sexual–”

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

someone recommend me some good fantasy books that aren’t centred on a war, please, my crops are dying

— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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the notes are broken 😂