Oh, He Looks SO Good...

he needs to be overstimmed until he’s crying and whimpering

jus saying

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED HIM

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND- I NEED HIM SO BAD ITS DETRIMENTAL TO MY HEALTH!

anakin skywalker i will cry about you forever

"Walking side by side with a person like you"

"Without you I'd be lonely, Fushiguro"

And what if I kill myself

I’m broke asf I want a sugar daddy rn. Now taking applications. Must be:

42 years of age

Canadian (specifically Toronto)

Blonde

6’0

Fan of the Leafs

Involved in the Star Wars franchise

yeah because he is

I know everyone is like “How did Anakin get Padmé with that atrocious sand line??” but it would absolutely work on me. The transition from its “coarse, rough, and gets everywhere” to “not like here, here everything is soft… and smooth” and then caresses her shoulder-blade? Yeah that shit would work.

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street. we’re not stopping.

i’ve been thinking about dilf!anakin a bit too much lately 🫣