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How high was the book stack to almost fall on the Gumbo Pot, them things are huge, I know bc I make Gumbo Often. Also I'm the same with the Book stacks literally everywhere

Some silly and very random headcanons because why not:

- Sam has a sweet tooth and is especially fond of Arab pastries (because who isn't?)

- Bucky is a terrible cook at first but quickly learns basics and teaches himself through yt videos and a small binder Sarah made for him where she put a bunch of her mother's recipes (including Sam's favorites)

- Sam hates spring because his allergies are in full swing during that time and he hates how itchy his eyes get. Bucky hates winter for... obvious reasons

- Bucky emanates about as much heat as a tiny heater which means Sam goes full octopus on him during winter nights

- This one is heavily reliant on the fact that Sam is multilingual in canon: Sam has an ease for learning languages, always had, and already spoke 4 pretty much fluently by the time he was enrolling in the army (English, Cajun French, Spanish and regular French). He taught himself another 3 during his time in the army (Arabic, Italian, Japanese)

- Sam's favorite color is orange and close second is green, don't fight me on this

- Bucky is a bookworm and has the annoying habit of piling his books into very unstable towers in the most random places, like the top of the fridge. Sam named the kitchen a no-book zone after nearly having one of Bucky's book-towers fall into his pot of gumbo while he was cooking

- One time when he was in middle school, Sam rescued a little robin and brought it home to nurse it back to health (gave his parents puppy eyes until they agreed). He grew very attached to it and named it Redwing. That's where the name comes from

That's it. For now 👀✨️

@official-buckybarnes

Imagine giving bucky a weed brownie. I think he'd have a blast.

Um well, Shit. I wore a tight ass Military Class A uniform today for Award Day. But other than that I was called gay playfully by my friends several Fucking times. I called her Cotton Candy bc she was wearing a light pink and light blue jacket. And my teacher told me to grab an object on Friday(next) and like just yell at it.

I gotta find something DC (no real hat eto DC though)

OMG me too

I think I’ve bled tumblr and ao3 dry of all their winter soldier/bucky fics lol

yes pls don't

the only way that can fuck up Thunderbolts in my opinion is if they give Bucky a girlfriend, and even worse if that girlfriend is Sharon or Yelena

@official-buckybarnes how do you feel about this

Absolutely sick to my stomach today thinking about the fact Bucky didn’t even enlist he was DRAFTED 🥺🥺 my poor baby didn’t want to fight 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I am so sorry for saying something insinuating an illegal activity, but am I still one of your favorite personal assistants?

"with great power comes great responsibility" but does responsibility pay for takeout? no. no it does not.

runaway bride after she murders groom

Tell me what’s going on here (wrong answers only)

@your-fav-russian-assassin

BEST SONG TO PLAY ON OUR WAY TO THUNDERBOLTS

I need to look for the post but I'll tell you why if you read it this will explain why I havn't drinken water today

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Little reminder: Have you drank water today?