:(..

bi on bi crime (July 11, 1804)

How I bet Philip's first parentally known shot would go based on this one Modern Family scene

…I don’t think I will question any further have a…just have a day☺️😨

Hamilton would be the kind of dad who's like “fuck you, my child is perfectly fine.”

No, sir, one of your kids was literally over 400,000$ dollars in debt to a tavern, another one chased his friend around with a snake, and one has had to read all of your smutty ass letters, and two can't even spend a Thanksgiving with each other without fighting.

It is lonely in France:(

*sniffling* I-I’m sorry mon ami… *starts trying t leave*

@ouiouilafayette come here!

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

Another Lafayette and Washington Edit

*just sorta stands there, seemingly thinking about something sad but too zoned out to notice the welling of tears*

George: Son-

Alex: I’m notcha son

George: alright then *turns to Lafayette* son?

Lafayette, holding the adoption papers: Oui, papa!

*singular tear falls* …what!?!?

OML?????

LMAOOOOO WHATTT WHETE SID YOU FIND THAT

Ah Jefferson it is nice to see you aswell..!

I’m sick….*sorta happy*