Storytime! There was once a creative genius named @firlachiel who theorized that George Washington totally told bad dad jokes. The TURN fandom agreed with her, and all prospered. One day, these jokes found their way into Ian Kahn’s hands, and @ms1776 suggested that the General himself should read some of them. The result was every bit as magical as you might imagine.
Washington’s Dad Jokes
TURN videos
SOBBING
“I have written to General Clinton informing him of my resignation and my request to be discharged back to England.”
I ALMOST LOST THIS ACCOUNT OML I WAS ABOUT TO CRYYYY😭
Why would you say this
FOR👏EVER👏YOU👏HAVE👏BEEN👏
I beg your pardon????
Bonjour! How are you?
Bonjour!!// ❤️
This is… unacceptable…how could you do this to A MARRIED MAN!?!
damn sorry for kissing her
Why would you even-?? WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
I try:(
the marquis de la fayette is Trying and I give him credit for that
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!