Yeah Dude

hi please cut off your legs @bikisser23

one of my favorite parts of the lunar chronicles has always been how batshit insane it is. just the the genuine unhingery. the main character kidnaps her love interest from his wedding. said love interest stabs his arranged bride (a murderous dictator) with scissors at the altar. cress and thorne stay at an inn in the middle of the desert, and while he’s fucking around gambling she gets kidnapped into an underground medical experimentation human trafficking ring and bought by her long lost father. there’s evil moon people. scarlet and wolf get it on in a boxcar after like two days of knowing each other. 4/9 of the main cast aren’t human. cinder crashes kai’s wedding (again), murders twenty people, and jumps off a ten story balcony into a lake. kai keeps cinder’s metal foot so he can stare at it and long after her while she’s a wanted fugitive. cress fangirls over and stalks her outlaw crush on the internet for years and then bags him when they meet. not one of them is over twenty or mentally sound btw. no other YA series is doing it like that. applause

alright edgelord lmao (jk jk)

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

Burdock Everdeen (damn it not Jack) Asterid Everdeen (damn it not Willow) Merrilee Donner neé Undersee (that's pretty fucking close!)

Suzanne said “here damn” with every name we’ve ever wanted to know 😂

bro literally "jack and ralph smiled at each other with shy liking"

who the fuck is ralph and why the fuck is he radiating gay man energy

We’re reading Lord of the Flies in class right now and uh

I might be delusional but what do you mean Simon “shyly stroked” Ralph’s arm

anyways uh interesting book ig

i freaking see the vision 🫡🫡🫡

catacombs zk…🚬🚬🚬

WHO THE FUCK IS WOODBINE CHANCE

the lunar chronicles and everything’s the same but they’re allowed to curse

when I tell you i actually cackled

happy autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place season to all those who celebrate